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five being petty

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Okay, both of you, out.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | 2.02 The Frankel Footage

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let brown people exist outside of your expectations

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lila: *sees a stranger attempting something heroic that will almost certainly get them killed*

lila: what an idiot.

*realises that the stranger is diego*

lila: wAIT THAT’S MY IDIOT.

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lila: i am proud to identify as morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

diego: *wandering by talking to himself* what kind of animal is the pink panther?

lila: *already taking off her clothes* diego, you’re so bloody stupid.

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@shitchildhoodsisters liked for a starter from Diego!

"What the actual Hell are you doin' here?" Diego looked at Lila with a knife drawn from behind his back, despite the fact he was in his boxers as he went to get the paper from outside his apartment door. She'd avoided the eyehole and was now standing in front of him, holding it away from him. "Gimme that.... I'm... You okay?"

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@shitchildhoodsisters liked for a starter from Klaus!

After a long night, Klaus stumbled back home, accidentally going to Allison's room. He flopped down on the bed and sighed, only noticing her laying down to read after he impacted. "Oh.... Hey, sis, what's up?" He asked nonchalantly, looking around. "Did.... Your room get prettier, or-?"

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Five knocked on Harleen's door quietly a while ago, but found her room empty. It was odd until he heard a rustling in his room, and walked over, looking around. A tiny sneeze from his closet made him go to open it, sighing at the blonde hair behind his clothes hanging. "So. Are you gonna talk to me? Because I missed you... And this is literally childish." He spoke tiredly but didn't part the clothes, letting her hide.

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@youhavethetools liked for a starter from Klaus!

"Little sister! Where are you, it's almost time to hit the rip!" Klaus called out, flopping on the couch. He'd had too much time with the ghosts and spirits of the dead, and while he would be breaking sobriety, Harleen had assured him he would only have one toke of her one-hitter. She'd tie him up before he got any more, per the agreement. "My head is like a bunch of... Whiny doorbells, it's awful."

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@youhavethetools liked for a starter from Diego!

"Sis, I swear, I had no idea that you were gonna be here." Diego said defensively, having barged into the room where she had taken a guy home. "But uh.... He botherin' you?" He asked her the question as his hand hovered over a knife in his jacket.

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@ablackwidowsbite liked for a starter from Five!

The boy had teleported into the kitchen of Avengers Tower and wasted no time leaning over the counter to take a pot of coffee that had been made some time ago. "Not much time, yes, I know who you are, no I don't care to explain, so. I hear you guys like to save the world, yeah?" He asked Natasha, sipping from the pot directly after making sure it wasn't too hot. "Shit, that's not bad."

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Starter Call!

"Welcome to the Team Zero, stranger. Take a number..... Just... Not Two."

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Starter Call!

"Oh, wow, that doesn't... That looks terrible. Hehe.... Oh, well, let's get this over with. Hi, Klaus here."

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Starter Call!

"Shit, where am I now?"

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Muse Announcement!

You want them. I have them. Come and get it, bitch.