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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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santa's networking down my chimney with his fucking linkedin premium the pathetic bastard

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do nothing on his nothing till he nothing

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season’s greasons

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sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

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this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you

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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

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y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

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Artist's Sketch of a Swallow, Thebes, Egypt, ca. 1479-1458 B.C.

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his lips are sealed

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All good children's fiction says you are going to have to shoulder responsibility even if you don't want it.

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The only thing that has ever improved my mental health in any measurable capacity is making more friends. That's literally it

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naps hit different when ur using them to avoid being alive

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