Dan. Bisexual. Liverpool. Taken. Insta: athena.barbital. Full time drag monster and purveyor of all things ridiculous.
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"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."
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Sebastian Stan and Nick Mathews Political Animals 1.02 "Second Time Around"
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Me in hell trying to make the best out of my situation :
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I told my coworker that I was struggling to start working on my comic because setting up the laptop is somehow a very cumbersome mental task despite being very quick and easy.
She said, “Oh, how do you set it up?”
I narrowed my eyes at what was clearly a trick for my own good but it genuinely made setting up easier.
Later that day she told me she needed to put up a window cling but didn’t want to.
I said, “Oh, how do they go up?”
She narrowed her eyes at what was clearly a trick but I could still see her pride in me using her gambit against her so quickly.
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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
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