you can't pin joy like a moth // he him //not a bot im not as original as them // TERFS DNI. adult
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
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"your friends are an echo chamber" heyyyyy hey. hey. lock your phone right now and put it down. and walk until you get to the shore and then enter the body of water you encounter and stay in it till youre clean and whole with the world again
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emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.
multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.
i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.
please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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you can turn your tolerant left into a relaxed left by bonding with it for 8 days. for this you receive a rusted treasure chest. keep bonding with your left every day to reach awakened level
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Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
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that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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