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hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

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I’m wheezing -

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Back pain? Have you tried:

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Tony is so done lol 

insp

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just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day

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i dont think ill ever have a new years experience as hype as that one year where darude was playing sandstorm live and the beat dropped at exactly midnight on new years. do you guys remember that

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give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

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M'baku being like That™ a hundred percent of the time.

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reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

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tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

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grandma, its me

anastasia

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instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

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