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thinking about dean bending over to wash the hood of his car and his shirt riding up just a little bit

worth noting sam winchester is also thinking this. and salivating.

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have I ever talked about how much I hate that John ended up having some nebulous connection to the supernatural via the men of letters? how much I think it diminishes his story and how/why he raised his sons the way he did? I know he knew nothing of it but just the implication from the narrative that he was "born into it" even if he had no clue... I hate it. like he had some innate pull or call to it. i wanted him to be a man of the verge of insanity dragging his sons across america hunting ghosts because what else do you do when your wife burns on the ceiling!!! you go a little crazy and start believing stories about monsters cause how else do you explain it!!!

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I love it so much

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this literally looks like the start of a really bad gay porno

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i've always had a headcanon that half the reason sam HAD to go to stanford was bc he realized he was in love with dean. and he had to get away before he did something abt it

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can you fucking imagine if Huntercorp Sam and Dean stayed in the bunker longer and were just like. not even subtle about the incest. and Sam and Dean keep trying to ignore it or dismiss it as nothing ("I don't know, Sam, maybe rich people are just like that!") until they really can't avoid the truth.

like the Huntercorp brothers sit so close together and Dean swears he can see his hand -- other Dean's hand on other Sam's thigh, but he doesn't say a damn thing about it, and if Sam notices his other self swat other Dean's hand away under the table, he pretends not to know why.

when Huntercorp Dean makes a sexual innuendo, Dean hops on board and acts all impressed that other Dean shares his sense of humor, pointedly ignoring the fact that the innuendo was about his little brother and other Sam is blushing but isn't bothered almost like this is normal for them, and Sam doesn't quite know how to take that.

when the four of them are drinking and Huntercorp Sam plants a messy kiss on his brother's cheek, Sam and Dean just write it off as him being a lightweight, and if other Dean turns his head the next time it happens so that their lips touch well then it's obviously a mistake and the moment their glasses look close to being empty Sam is jumping up offering to get more drinks.

when Dean is not-so-subtly prying into Huntercorp Dean's sex life, asking if there are any girls, girlfriends, a wife -- no? okay, let's try boys, boyfriends, uhhh, hook-ups, flings, partners -- only for other Dean to tell him that yes, he has a life partner, it just took him a while to accept it, and he and other Sam share this soft-eyed look and Dean is pretty sure they're holding hands under the table but he forces a smile and congratulates his other self, pretending not to know who his partner is.

when one morning Sam gets up early and catches other Sam limping out of the guest room, the one he shares with other Dean ("I don't know what to tell you, Dean, they want to share a room. Better if they're all in one place, right?"), and his hair is not in its neat manbun, it's all messy, and Sam spots bruises on his neck but quickly looks away when other Sam says good morning. and there's a moment of attempted small talk before his other self just looks at him and goes "you two really haven't...?" and Sam plays dumb and goes "haven't what?" until other Sam just shakes his head and says nevermind.

finally, when the Huntercorp bros go back home, there's just this awkward, tense silence between them before Dean breaks it with an even more awkward "You don't think they were..." "Dean, we both know they were." "...Yeah. Yeah. Well. I'm going to pretend that never happened." "Me too." and they're both lying.

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this was the biggest cook spn ever did The masterpiece of it all two soulmates dying together even in death their last breaths overlap as their blood spills on the floor connects them. Masterfully The intimate™️ moment of all time. The heightened spiritual romance of an enmeshed death your heart beats one last time as the other's does, your breaths intermingle as they cease and your memories replay occupied by each other. Their hands are touching their heads are turned to each other. the first & last thing they woke up to this morning and died to this night was each other's faces. Everything is shared between them down to their body language. No pain no longing for the other they will be together all the way through, it's the most comforting end possible for them

Absolute cinema

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Yk those toxic boy moms who are obsessed with their sons in a lowkey creepy way?? Well Dean is a toxic boy mom but in the sense that Sam is his boy son like dean stays up at night thinking “one day my baby boy is going to have a gf :(“ and “I’ll always be the number one person in his life” does this make sense

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There was only one thing I hated about the bunker and it was that Sam and Dean didn't share a room.

I get the hype to have their own room at first but then I imagine both of them having flashbacks of the Stanford era when they didn't talk and slowly but surely, one of them ends up snapping and pushes a second bed inside the other's room. These two were born to share a room. Let them share a room!!

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people be like dean is sam’s parent and they’re missing critical information. dean is sam’s MOMMY specifically

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au where dean kills jess in the pilot before azazel had the chance. just so dean could keep sammy with him longer. and maybe sam never finds out... and maybe he does... and maybe he never brings it up to dean bc maybe sam doesn't have as much of a problem with it as he should

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ideal supernatural finale is sam and dean fuck nasty in heaven with lots of blood

realistic ideal supernatural finale is they live together in a farmhouse in kansas where dean fixes up cars and bakes pies and sam grows organic vegetables and raises dogs (and cas keeps bees) and it never says they Don't fuck nasty. and eventually they die and go to heaven but they both live long, fulfilling lives together and they die together

real supernatural finale is dean dies on a hunt and sam grows old with a (nameless, faceless) wife and child bc that's what they originally wanted.. bc after 15 years of every kind of trauma and fighting Satan and God and British people... they apparently haven't changed and still want the same thing out of life and death. right okay sure (sarcasm. the finale was Bullshit)

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very curious about this

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something something dad after saying we can't get a dog

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one of those scenes where the monster/bad guy telekinetically squeeze sam and dean's internal organs or whatever and their both on the ground, hands clutching their torsos, dying and shit

but but but they reach out and hold hands. they're laying their dying and hopeless and :3

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i think sam and cas should do acid together and have gay sex 👍