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Haikyuu Characters as Things My Best Friends have Texted Me

Hinata: GET YOUR MUFFINS TOGETHER!

Oikawa: why would someone trick me like that on such a personal topic

Tanaka: did you see that guy jump crotch first into the other guy's face?!

Akaashi: i fell asleep on my phone and i accidentally downloaded 9 episodes of gossip girl

Yahaba: unrelated but I'm WHEEZING

Hanamaki: I SHIP THE FUCK OUT OF THEM, I want more information about this relationship

Suga, to Oikawa, about Iwaizumi: If you guys date I’m legit only gonna address him as milkshake hips boi

Kageyama, to Hinata: if you're asleep OK if you're in the shower OK but if you're just ignoring me and call me back because I have no fucking idea how to calculate the percentage of oxygen for each of my trials so oh wait never mind hold on it says it gives directions divide height of water by height of test tube never mind have a good life

Matsukawa: guys i just passed a place called mémé

Kenma, about Kuroo: I don't know what to do about him, he asked me if I could take him to my house tomorrow and stay until like four but I kinda just want to be alone watching riverdale in the dark for the afternoon

Asahi: I don't want to turn off the light but I can't go to sleep unless I turn off the light

Terushima: BITCH THAT LIL BOI WAS STUFFED WITH COTTON WHAT THE FUCK

Noya: IM FFFFFFRICKEN RATTLED

Yachi: they’re everywhere girl i’m loving it clap mcdonald’s

Bokuto: IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW

Shirabu, about being salty: it’s like drugs i’m addicted to it it’s all i think about

Yamaguchi: its simple; parents just raise your sons to be gay

Tsukishima: i’m so cool, and not mentally stable

Tendou: comfy hump day wednesday

it’s comfy cuz of joggers

it’s hump day cuz wednesday

and wednesday cuz it’s wednesday

Lev, to Yaku: the facetime failed and i was repeating your name so i thought you died

Ennoshita, to Tanaka: why are you frustrating

Kuroo, to Kenma: get some sleep, you had to much social time

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haikyuu!! fic rec

i’ve been consuming unreasonable amounts of hq!! fic these past few months… here’s a rec list of ~70 fics for 16 ships. 

(edit: if the links aren’t working, right-click to open the fic in a new tab. sorry;;)

❤ = favorite

❤ ❤ ❤ = god-tier 

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Bokuto/Akaashi (otp: my head, his heart)

the better boyfriend battle by norio (M)  ❤

Summary:  It’s two days after their first date anniversary, so Bokuto ruins Akaashi’s life.

i put my hand out, unfolded, into the sunlight by carafin (G)  ❤

Summary:  In which Bokuto Kotarou is woefully inept at conveying his feelings, and Akaashi Keiji has a sort-of superpower. Sort of.

Karma by dgalerab (T)

Summary: Akaashi pulls a muscle and Bokuto offers to help him with yoga. Akaashi knows a bad idea when he sees it, and he really only agrees because he’s suddenly acquired a deeply rooted desire to see Bokuto do yoga.For multiple reasons.

Maybe We’re Airborne, Baby by sterlinglee (T)

Summary: Realizing he’s got it bad for his setter is the easy part. Getting his feelings across might be the hardest thing Bokuto’s ever done, not counting his literature final or putting out the flames on that birthday cake he tried to bake for Akaashi last year, or—or a lot of things, actually.But the point still stands. Reaching out to Akaashi is a leap in the dark, and he wants it more than he’s ever wanted anything (especially the smoking remains of a cake he baked before he really understood his feelings, but knew that it’s what you attempt with your own two hands that matters).

snowflakes by arsenicjay (T)

Summary: Bokuto is a simple wizard with simple needs; a nice date, a little romance, and he’s all good to go.Or, Akaashi and Bokuto spend a day in Hogsmeade just before Christmas.

stating the obvious by ThinkingCAPSLOCK (G)

Summary:  There’s a lot of things Bokuto isn’t sure about now that he’s in university. His program, his new team, his future. There’s only one thing he’s absolutely sure of. He is not dating Akaashi Keiji. Not even a little bit.

Year-Round Love by masi (G)

Summary:  In his first year of university, Bokuto realizes that he really adores Akaashi.

Rest of the rec list under the cut!

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have this curly haired Hanamaki for day 1 of @hqfashionweek 

prompt: hairstyles & accessories

and ppppst check out my friend’s piece, it’s a gorgeous matsukawa!! here

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“AAACHOOOOOO”

- Matsukawa Issei

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Mattsun and Maki are together in the atla au ? :3

not yet, they’re almost there tho (this was based in a text post I saw some days ago, I thought it was cute hah)

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Imagine your OTP

Person A, blushing: Honey… I bought us matching swords

Person B: [deep sigh]

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based on this text // AKFLÑAK they are going to die

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I'm not sure with the legitimacy of the subs bUT I'M FCKING SCREAMING AKSNJDNKDNKDD

LOOK AT ISSEI AT THE BACK, HE LOOKS SO EMBARRASSED BUT PROUD HNNNGGG

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edit: the subs are legit

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i’m drawing the pretty setter squad and in the middle of outlining oikawa’s glasses i realized that i’m still like so deep in haikyuu hell i l*ve all these characters so damn much ✋🏻😔🧡 we in this hq shit forever

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(pls click to enlarge pics)

due to some personal and financial circumstances, i am opening commissions! any kind of support, big or small, is very much appreciated.

what i will NOT draw: - NSFW/Nudity/Fetishistic art - Machinery/Mecha - any ships that are incestuous, pedophilic, or make me feel uncomfortable.

what i WILL draw: - Furry/Anthro - Gore (Light or Heavy) - IRL People/Youtubers - OCs

please contact me via discord for inquiries! (spaceegayy #9502)

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yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

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Hey whats up I’m back

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That one AU where Oikawa plays for the volleyball men’s national team and Iwaizumi is a sport journalist and Oikawa’s (secret?) boyfriend, lol

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alright so i discovered this photo buried in my albums and now i’m wheezing

i almost tripped over this fucking trash can

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Oikawa: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Iwaizumi: Since when do you ask for permission?