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I don’t send nudes anymore cause I’m really lazy but I WILL send you before & after pics of my eyebrows up close so you can see how magical my make up skills are.

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I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

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You are mysterious. I love you. You’re beautiful, intelligent, and virtuous, and that’s the rarest known combination.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Porcelain and Pink (via naturaekos)

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LOL

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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i hate how my mood completely depends on other peoples tiny actions i hate it i hate it i hate it so mu ch

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i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

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signs at a sleepover

aries: /at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"

taurus: hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.

gemini: "so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"

cancer: wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.

leo: "we should watch insidious"

virgo: /thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/

libra: the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.

scorpio: the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop

sagittarius: the one that won't stop laughing because apparently everything is funny past midnight

capricorn: is actually nocturnal and is on their phone the entire time

aquarius: /once everyone is finally quiet/ "do you think our entire universe is just a computer simulation and we are just a figment of some higher being's imagination"

pisces: /something makes a noise, no matter what it is/ "did you hear that holy shit"

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Blunt blunt blunt

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Sasha Hess

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just so you know

the US minimum wage that we all agree is too low to live on ($15,080/yr) is far more than many legally disabled people receive in benefits

the maximum SSI for a single person is $8,796/yr if a disabled person marries another, each drops to a max of $6,600/yr

while you’re fighting for 15 maybe look at that too

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Kief and crumble party joint

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I don’t know how to write love letters. But I wanted to tell you that my whole being opened for you. Since I fell in love with you, everything is transformed and is full of beauty… love is like an aroma, like a current, like rain. You know, my sky, you rain on me and I, like the earth, receive you.

Frida Kahlo, excerpt from a love letter to Jose Bartoli (via wethinkwedream)

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Bringing these back.

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Grinder full of Alien OG this weekend 👽🌿

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ASTROVAGANT

[adjective]

travelling through space; traverse through stars.

Etymology: from Greek astron, “stars” + Latin vagans, past participle of vagary, “to wander about”.

[Dan Elijah Fajardo]

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