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did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

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doing a twelve hour radio show before the radio station gets demolished. playing both tech death and prank calls alongside 26 other genres. John peel give me strength

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also as a new years present please enjoy this old photo of me in old quebec with a salacious mug, tabarnak

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started 2025 off with a vivid dream about skinhead ping pong world championships inside the world's biggest igloo, a glass of Cremant Rose and 47 infuriating and glorious minutes of mario kart online

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oooohhhh ok. the more you deny yourself the more you lose yourself

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when you're eviscerated off the Josh and you forget the nocturnal anti-snail ointment

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murry christmas here is an abridged summary of the last 48 very jolly hours of my life:

-conservative? uncle who picks up women at applebees every Tuesday and Thursday with a ren the chihuahua impression has learned i'm bisexual

-moved into my first house in a "trickortreat-able neighborhood"

-family more inflicted with conservative brainrot than previously anticipated, despite being very pro-choice and pro-LGBTQIA rights

-penis avalanche 2 is getting remastered for the upcoming Switch 2

-anaconda at King's Dominion (old Arrow looper) is getting decommissioned :(((

-my ex-landlord is even more of a contemptible worm and repulsive scar upon his home country of Italy than previously anticipated

-evil snail translator partially operational after beef stroganoff dinner

-mmmmm big red glasses of wine happyyyyy deal with problems laterrrrr

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was it the mending of the gown?

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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

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five separate friends from different friend groups have sent me the Instagram casting call for Love on the Spectrum today I'm so cooked 💀

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underrated song, album, and band

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update I drank a budget Bordeaux instead with chocolate pancakes at 8AM, Good Morning Central Maine

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destroying my triceps to prepare myself to even more thoroughly destroy (process with my Liver) a bottle of sardegnian cannonau tomorrow