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Bethany: So how was school today?

Little Beau: Pretty good! We almost got surprise adopted.

Bethany: Well that's g- wait, what?

Little Duane: You know, surprise adopted. Uncle Repo offered to pick us up.

Bethany: You mean kidnapped. Uncle Repo tried to kidnap you.

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Jethro: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Cletus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Jenn isn’t.

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Duane: God, give me patience.

Beau: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Duane: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Cletus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Beau: I think you mean cards.

Cletus, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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Jethro: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Sienna: It’s not a joke.

Sienna: *sniffles*

Sienna: I’m a legit snack.

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Jess: This is such a bad idea.

Duane: Then why are you coming along?

Jess: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Cletus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Jenn: Oh, you’ve been?

Cletus, woefully: Once. In Monopoly.

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Cletus: I made tea.

Billy: I don’t want tea.

Cletus: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Billy: Then why are you telling me?

Cletus: It is a conversation starter.

Billy: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Cletus: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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roscoe: i did a bad thing...

cletus: does it affect me?

roscoe: no?

cletus: then suffer in silence.

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shelly: i've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules.

beau: what rules?

shelly: well, is it a point system, or is it to the death?