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Wes: Vivi is your Jacob but we all know you're going to end up with Edward. Because you're Bella.

Wayland: Right...what is that reference?

Wes: Twilight! It's only the greatest love story since Shakespeare in Love!

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Wes: Whatever you want to say to me, you can say to me, my mom, and our 343 subscribers.

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Xander: This is my girlfriend Kristy. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.

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Layland: I don't want Noli yelling at me.

Noli: I DON'T YELL, I TALK IN ALL CAPS.

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Baz: Last night, I asked Mom what our culture was. She pointed to the globe and said that we were from Earth.

Kori: It's good to know. I had my doubts.

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Sage: Tia and Kai had a massive blowout.

Freddie: Then it must be Tuesday. Your relationship has stagnated so you find minutiae to fight over.

Sage: Freddie!

Freddie: Good news is, it's only a matter of time before Kai shows up with some unoriginal, spontaneous gesture --

*Kai shows up strumming a guitar*

Freddie: Ugh.

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Bianca (to Sylvie): In the horror movies, bad stuff happens to people who go out of the woods. And considering you’re the skanky bitch in this scenario…You die first.

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Elias: Daphne is a riddle wrapped in a mystery stuffed inside an enigma.

Hollis: She sounds like a burrito...and now I'm hungry.

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KALE: You're so dumb.

ALICIA: You're so dumb.

DELIA J: There's not a brain between the two of you.

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FREDDIE: Oh, hey, Tia -- what happened? You break your leg sucking a dick?

TIA: ...Yes, Freddie. I broke my leg sucking a dick.

FREDDIE: ...Wow, really? That's fucking gross.

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Wes&Wayland: This is a man to man conversation.

Tia: Then you're two men short.

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WES: I got to go.

CHARLIE: Aren't you forgetting something?

WES: Uh...

WES: [gives CHARLIE a kiss on the forehead]

CHARLIE: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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LUI: Here, I made breakfast!

GWEN: Ooh, toast. Let me know when your cookbook comes out.

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SAGE: I have told you guys repeatedly that I'm saving my vag-inity for someone special. I have standards!

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GWEN: Lui and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's –

LUI: - sentences!

GWEN: Please don't interrupt me.

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AILEEN, to CHUCK: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?

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GRACE: God, Oli, won't you shut up?

OLI: I love the sound of my own voice and I will not apologize for that.