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I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel

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Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔

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Tifa: Cloud is that a hickey on your neck?

Cloud who thought that what happened last night with Sephiroth had been a crazy dream: A WHAT?!?!?!

Tifa: Cloud, it's okay, I happy for you and your "special friend."

Cloud, panicking: He's not a special friend!

Tifa: So it's a guy? Barret owes me 100 gil, then.

Cloud, panicking harder: No! It's not a guy! Well, he is but-

Sephiroth, teleporting into the room: Indeed, I am more than just "a guy." I am a god!

Tifa: No!

Cloud: Tifa, I can explain-

Tifa: Damn it! Now I owe Cid 200 gil.

Cloud: ????

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

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They're always eating everything

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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

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Why does every therapist tell me that I’m so bright and confident and articulate, can you please help me deal with the gaping hole in my chest

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One of my favorite things is writing a Sephiroth who is big and powerful but will absolutely follow all of Cloud’s directions while looking cold and indifferent.

Local imposing monster murderer is secretly in love with doing chores for his little grumpy husband. That's the dynamic.

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if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

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I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

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