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Georgina: Catherine's eyes are blue? Peter: They're a light blue, more sky than sea. Georgina: When was the last time she smiled? Peter: This morning, we were talking about russia. Georgina: When's my birthday? Peter:... Georgina: When's my birthday, Peter?

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Peter: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Orlo: Myxine Circifrons

Peter:...fsh

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Peter: Sometimes Catherine will ask me, "what do you think you're doing?". But that just means stop. She doesn't actually want to know my thought process.

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Doctor Chekhov: Well, she's still breathing, but I think her pulse is weak.

Peter: Oh! Catherine! Catherine, can you hear me!? It's Peter! I will never leave your side until you have taken your last breath!

Peter: ...do you think she heard me?

Doctor Chekhov: She must have, her pulse just stopped!

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Peter: Your guess is as good as mine.

Catherine: I'm pretty sure my guess is actually way better than yours.

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Peter: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Catherine: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Orlo: Don't you just love how mental illnesses are buy one, get seven free?

Catherine: I didn't even want my first one, my mom made me buy it.

Orlo: Mine's a family heirloom, passed down through generations.

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Peter's Mother: I raised a perfectly functional child.

Elizabeth: You have a child we don't know about?

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Catherine: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?

Orlo: Well, that's not my only plan... Some day I would like to plant a vegetable garden.

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Peter: Catherine yelled at me. Apparently I’m “immature” and “arrogant” and “Peter”...that last one was just my name but you should have heard the way she said it.

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Catherine: I’m kind of seeing someone but I’m worried about telling you who because you’re not gonna like it.

Marial: Just rip the bandage off.

Catherine: It’s Peter.

Marial: Put the bandage back on.

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Elizabeth: Why are you treating Catherine that way?

Peter: I am playing hard to get.

Elizabeth: Why? You are already hard to want.

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Catherine: What does “take out” mean?

Leo: Dating.

Velementov: Food.

Marial: Murder.

Marial: What? It does!

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Catherine: I have a bad feeling about this.

Peter: What do you mean?

Catherine: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Peter: No.

Catherine:...that explains so much.

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Catherine: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Idiot Olympics.

Georgina:...

Grigor:...

Peter: Who won gold?

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Peter: Remember the Golden Rule! Whoever has the gold, makes the rules!

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Catherine: Why does every woman at court want to sleep with Peter?

Catherine: ...maybe is his perfect hair? ...His charming voice? ...His handsome face?... His perfect body?...The way he laughs?... The way he makes you laugh...