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sancirc cast based on fightability (and also if id win lmao)!!! because fuck you blue your post made me think of it

attley: like a 4/10 ngl. i wouldnt fight attley and if you made me i would cry. i love our spidery mc thanks give them good things. i would probably win if i tried tho

posey: 8/10. its posey /j. more seriously i'd like to fight it just for the challenge! fun times. id probably lose posey is like a cannon pointed directly at my solar plexus

fletch: 5/10 but hes fucking tiny. im neutral on whether i would fight him, but i'd win.

sammy: 9/10 do you KNOW how attached i was to fucking stamp guy???? this literally isnt even about sammy anymore i WILL murder on behalf of stamp guy. fuck you fuck you fuck you i'll shatter your skull in a printing press you bitch ass fuck id win because i just would not fucking back down at all i will square up for stamp guy i will murder for stamp guy i w

steven: 3/10. listen. if you tried to make me fight steven id fight you. i think we'd be reasonably matched in a fight but also That Fight's Not Happening. thanks

luth: 1/10 and also id die if i tried! no thanks :))

valerie: 5/10 but also i'd die immediately. so let's not

tedley: 700/10. i would put him through a saw movie seven times over and laugh. and i'd win.

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a pair of sc redraws and then. ahaaaa yeah

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Look at what I’ve made from pieces of chapter 1 of sancirc:

Bruh, if this goes unrecognised by Windy I will cry. ;-;

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finally got off my ass to do some band au content

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start laughing now

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Steven: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Attley: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Attley: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Steven: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Attley: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Attley: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Steven: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Attley: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Fletch: You did WHAT–

Posey: William Snakespeare

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Posey: your scarecrow look gnc af

Fletch: YOURE INSANE

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Posey: This guy's got a Major attitude problem, I like her.

Sammy: Are you falling in Love, Posey--

Posey: That Is A Four Letter Word.

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Attley: I still can't get over what's happening.

Attley: I mean, this should've been a normal school year. Instead, we're involved in a major crisis.

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Val: Careful with the hole..! The hole..! The hole..! Careful! Attley, careful..! The hole..!

Posey: don’t fuck up

Val: Attley, I said be careful with the hole! THE HOLE, Attley! ATTLEY, THE HOLE! The HOLE, you idiot!

Ms. Rios: Attley, be careful! There’s a big hole!

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Attley: Take that you damnable bitch!

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Sammy: it has THREE Bit-Beasts in it

Steven: That’s a lot of Bit-Beasts, Attley.

Sammy: It’s more than one or two.

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Fletch: The N.O. owns wikipedia? Why do they own wikipedia?

Ms. Rios: why DON'T you own wikipedia, Fletch?

Fletch: cuz nobody owns wikipedia?! I thought it was a.. property of the masses!

Ms. Rios: You thought wrong, my good bitch!

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Ms. Rios: Now Attley I don't mean to alarm you but I believe we have wiped out the entire United States Military!

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Fletch: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.

Attley: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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Attley: You know what Steven? You’re pretty cool.

Steven: The cooliest?

Attley: Don’t ruin it.