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Akko: How did you find me?

Diana: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, “Now who could that be?”

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*In Eiffel Tower, Paris, France*

Touko: What a great way to spend our anniversary here!

Yuu, kneels down: Um, yeah.

Touko: *sees Yuu kneeling down and sheds tears* Oh, Yuu!

Yuu: *panics* What? What? Why are you crying?

Touko: Yes, Yuu, yes! You don’t have to ask!

Yuu: *confused* What? I didn’t asked you anything.

Yuu: I’m just tying my shoelaces. What’re you talking about?

Yuu: You almost tripped me when you stepped on my shoelaces.

Touko: …

Touko: Oh.

Touko: I thought you’re going to ask me something.

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Yuu: *sees Haru* Sayaka senpai was never in love with Touko senpai. She was in love with me.

Sayaka: *spluttering* Wh-what are you even talking about, Koito-San?!

Yuu: *pointedly looks at Haru, then back at Sayaka* You know exactly what I’m talking about.

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Touko’s brain: Say something flirty!

Touko: So, uh, you come here often?

Yuu: Nanami-senpai. This is the student council office. We’re members of the student council.

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Touko: I loathe physical contact. I never let anybody touch me unless it's absolutely necessary.

Sayaka: You're literally sitting in Koito-san's lap right now.

Touko: ... and it is absolutely necessary.

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Touko: [gets down on one knee]

Yuu: Oh god it’s happening

Touko: [ties shoelaces]

Yuu: She finally stopped wearing crocs

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Touko: I bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed.

Yuu: No matter how many times you compliment me, I’m not making your bed.

Touko:

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Sayaka: Yuu, Touko. This is my girlfriend Haru. Haru, these are my friends Touko and Yuu.

Haru: It’s wonderful to meet Sayaka’s friends. She talks about you all the time.

Touko: Same! Sayaka won’t stop talking about you, right Yuu! Yuu?

Yuu: *busy staring at Haru to hear Touko, finally noticing what was bothering her about the other girl* Ah, So you didn’t hate me senpai.

Sayaka: *confused* What?

Yuu: *smirking* You just had a crush on me!

Touko: *grabs Yuu securing her in her arms* WHAT? YOU DID SAYAKA?!

Sayaka: What?! No I didn’t!

Yuu: *points to Haru* Explain My clone.

Haru: *waving oblivious to what’s happening*

Sayaka: Wha-What?! She looks nothing like You!

Touko: Actually... she kinda does look like Yuu.

Yuu: Sayaka-senpai liiiiked me.

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Yuu: What are you guys doing?

Touko, laying in the sun: I am slowly and painfully suffering during my stupid, miserable existence.

Sayaka, eating chips: I’m supervising.

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Conan: Hey, we’re out of chocolate milk.

Kogoro: Yeah, and I’m out of patience. 

Conan: Next time you go to the store, just grab some chocolate milk.

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Conan: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Genta: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Conan. You’re already on the Christmas card.

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Haibara: Relax, I’m one of the good guys. 

Conan: Yeah? Well you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones. 

Haibara: An unfortunate family resemblance. 

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Kaito: [to Heiji and Conan] All right, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge. 

Hakuba: What?! Why do I get this…dubious-looking device?!

Kaito: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device.’ Velma gets the spooky fridge. 

Conan: What does that make you, Kaito? Fred?

Kaito: Bitch, I’m Daphne. 

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Therapist: What’s upsetting you?

Conan: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly. 

Heiji: Cry me a table, Kudo.

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Kintarou: We can’t go in there. It says “18+” and there’s only two of us, Koshimae.

Echizen: You’re so stupid, Touyama.

Echizen: We’ll just invite more people.

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Haruhi: why is Kyoya smiling? Did something happen?

Kyoya: Can’t I smile just because i feel like it?

Hikaru: Tamaki tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Hikaru: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.

Hikaru: One, two...three.

Hikaru:

Kaoru:

Hikaru: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.