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Willie: How did you find me?

Caleb: Oh, it was easy really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Caleb: William, look in that mirror. Do you know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful person.

Willie, smiling:

Caleb: Oh look, you're here too!

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The Phantoms: We’ve made the decision to trust you.

Caleb: A horrible decision, really.

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Julie: What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?

Luke: I’d say, “Oh, I don’t eat food.”

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Julie: Reggie!

Reggie, jumpy: What?!

Julie: I was just looking for you.

Reggie talking fast: Why? I didn’t do anything.

Julie: What?

Reggie: Huh?

Julie: I didn’t say you did.

Julie:

Julie: What’d you do?

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what is your favorite song from jatp?

I love them all but my favorite is probably Wake Up

(my least favorite is I Got the Music)

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Alex: This is going to be a train wreck.

Reggie: Oooh, I love trains!

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William, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

Caleb Covington, talking about Alex

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See this face? Take a good long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.

Reggie Peters

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Stop dancing. Stop dancing. This is a direct order: Stop. Dancing.

Luke, to Alex

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Something bad happens.

Alex: Oh that’s bad… that’s extremely very not good…

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Are you okay? You seemed especially bitter today.

Reggie, to Alex

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Luke: Come on, where's your optimism?

Alex: It opted out.

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Alex: You’ve got a plan, right?

Luke: Oh, it’s brewing. At least three-eighths of a plan right here. Two-eighths.

Alex:

Reggie:

Luke: I’ll be honest, all I’ve got is the letter P. But sometimes that’s all I need.

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Julie: Aren’t you the cutest little thing!

Luke: Why thank y- you’re talking to the dog.

Julie: *Ignores him and continues petting the dog*

Luke: *side eyes the dog*

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I’d be more nervous if I weren’t so good looking.

Luke Patterson

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I expect nothing, and I’m still let down.

Alex Mercer