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For some reason 'Goon' is like a banned tumblr word or smth so any posts tagged it in full just... won't show up in tags or search. That's why his name is tagged weirdly

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Pelswick: If we’re in trouble, just throw Ace at the problem, and hope for the best.

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Goon: Amazing! Ace, you're just like Sherlock Homeless! Ace: IT'S HOLMES!

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Julie: Pelswick, I want Goon gone ASAP! Pelswick: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us? Julie: The only person that could help us is Boyd and I don’t really trust him… *Looks over to Boyd* Boyd: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap*

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Goon: I have a plan. Ace: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Goon: … Ace: … Goon: I no longer have a plan.

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Julie: Team A will consist of myself, Pelswick, Ace, Sandra, and Goon. Julie: Team B will consist of Boyd.

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Pelswick: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Boyd: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived! Pelswick: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Boyd? Boyd: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market- *police sirens start to wail in the background* Pelswick: DID YOU ROB A BANK?! Boyd: Oh, come on, Smellswick, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on his face* Pelswick: ... Boyd: …it was a credit union.