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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Mia: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Larry: Nicky, how many children do you HAVE? Phoenix: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Edgeworth: When did you become a hero? Phoenix: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed. Edgeworth: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me. Phoenix: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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The demon Gumshoe summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Gumshoe, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know, pal! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Luke: I have locked DeMasque in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard. Phoenix: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that. Luke: I’m blackmailing him. Phoenix: Oh.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Juniper: Did you study for the marine biology test? Hugh: Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What’s more, they can swim. Juniper: Robin: We are so fucked.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Clay: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way. Apollo: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Sorry everyone, I've been feeling a bit down lately and losing motivation. I'm gonna try my best to do all the dailies but I don't know if it'll always be daily.
I love these blogs and it would suck for everyone if they went dead suddenly. I'll try my best but don't expect a consistent schedule all the time
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 3 months ago
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Mia: Nice rock. Feenie: Thanks! Miles gave it to me. Bratworth: I THREW IT AT YOU! Feenie: Isn't he the sweetest?
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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De Killer: holds a gun out to Maya Maya: I-I don't believe in guns. De Killer: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Edgeworth: Wright! This soup is flaccid! Phoenix: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Franziska: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Apollo: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Athena: So you're just gonna wait until Prosecutor Gavin is in danger and save him? Apollo: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him. Athena: Athena: You're insane.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Larry: That shirt looks great, Edgey! Edgeworth: Thank you. Larry: But I bet it would look even better on Nick's floor. Phoenix: Are you- are you hitting on Miles… for me?
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Apollo: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Trucy: We have three, actually!
Maya: Pick your favorite.
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Myriam: Sss, sss, sss. Rules were made to be broken.
Means: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Athena: Uh, piñatas.
Juniper: Glow sticks.
Robin: Karate boards.
Hugh: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Myriam: Rules!
Means:
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incorrectlyquotedaa · 4 months ago
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Klavier: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Daryan: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Klavier: Friends? Daryan: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Apollo: We both love butterflies. Klavier: Aww– Apollo: And beating people up. Klavier: There it is.
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