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“Avery, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ again.”

—Mason

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Reese: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, therefore revealing to me their soft side. It’s always me picking up the cats.

Reese: Maybe I’m the bad boy.

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Finley: If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot.

Hayes:

hey what

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Avery: What were you going to ask me?

Mason: Nothing. It’s not important.

Avery: No, you’re withholding information from me and now I want to know.

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Hayes: Combine your anxiety meds with your stimulants to create Slowfast™️!

Hayes: It feels incredibly bad!

Avery: But wouldn’t they just cancel out?

Hayes: No!

Hayes: They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it!

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Nacht: We have your child.

Graves: I don’t have a child.

Nacht: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Graves: Oh god, you have Reese.

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Kaz: Cats are such evil creatures. Vile, rude, and ungrateful.

Landry: Dude, you just gave my cat half of your hamburger.

Kaz: He asked nicely!

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Reese: You can’t rush perfection.

Mason: I’m not rushing perfection. I’m rushing you.

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[skipping stones on a pond]

Landry: It’s such a beautiful evening...

Avery: (whispering) take that you fucking lake

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Graves: I want you to kill Nacht but make it seem like an accident.

Avery: Say no more.

[later]

Gina: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet

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Landry: stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. what will happen is fire

Finley: but what if, something else happen. jusg this 1 time

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“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.”

-Avery, probably

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Avery: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

Reese: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

Landry: I mean, it’s kind of not. Seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm. Plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a T-shirt cannon.

Reese: Now we’re having a good day again.

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Finley: *fires a gun outside the cafe*

Mason: This is why Graves doesn’t FUCKING love you!

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Avery: Time for bed.

Hayes: Junta says that I can stay up as long as I want, and you need to die.

Avery: ...

Avery: What the heck, Junta-

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Landry: If you want something bad, you've gotta work for it. It's time to break out the "p" word.

Avery: Paul Blart: Mall Cop?

Landry: The other “p” word.

Avery: ...

Avery: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

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Finley: okay

Finley: scooby said “ruh roh”

Finley: shaggy said “zoinks”

Finley: velma said “jinkies”

Finley: daphne said “jeepers”

Finley: what did fred say

Avery: fred says Fuck

Hayes:

HE DID NOT