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Kriv: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Erwyn: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ditto: I got distracted about halfway through.

Voski: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Amaranth: Why are you on the floor?

Erwyn: I'm depressed.

Erwyn: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Kriv, please?

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Amaranth: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Kriv: Not by the LAW!

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Amaranth: *sneaking up* KRIV.

Kriv: *startled* Gah! I've told you a million times not to lurk.

Amaranth: Would you tell a shadow not to creep? A gull not to cry? The sun not to set?

Kriv: I would if they'd listen to me!

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Voski: Is this a bad time?

Kriv: Does it look like one?

Voski: Amaranth's got you in a headlock.

Amaranth: It's a Heimlich maneuver.

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Amaranth: Parlay. Five Minutes.

Kriv: Parlay?

Voski: Pirate code. She wants to meet.

Kriv: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Voski: I understand it, I can't speak it.

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Madam Zisizvoyni: What you did was impulsive, capricious and melodramatic. But it was also wrong.

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Voski: Amaranth, stop lurking!

Amaranth: I'm not lurking, I'm standing quietly in the shadows.

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Nora, at a party: This is my girlfriend, Amaranth, and this is Amaranth’s girlfriend, Sparrow.

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Demon Fungus: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206. We start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you.

Erwyn: Hi, yeah, what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean?

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Creed: So, how did it go?

Thodri: I accidentally joined a cult.

Creed: Soo, not great..?

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Esmeralda: Wow. Once again my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people.

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Voski: Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Erwyn: Self-respect?

Voski: No. Taste.

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Kriv: It costs $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.

Palava, softly: no.

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Palava: Sometimes when we disagree, you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun.

Hubris: What?! That’s totally crazy! I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!!!!

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Esmeralda: I want to thank you for being so ruthless and cruel the other day.

Nyx: You'll have to be more specific...

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Kriv: Amaranth, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.

Amaranth: *writing* Z-U-K-

Kriv: Nope.

Amaranth: Z-O-O-K-

Kriv: No...

Amaranth: Let's get corn instead.