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Gavinda: Well, Pavel. Look like it's your turn to teach them a lesson.

Pavel: Yep! Right outta Polaris University.

Gavinda: Hold on. You went to college?

Pavel: Yep.

Gavinda: What the hell could someone like you possibly major in?!

Pavel: Child Physiology.

Oro: Wow! That sounds really interest-

Pavel: WITH A MINOR IN PAIN!

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*Amelia finds Adam crying*

Adam: I'm such an idiot.

Amelia: No, no. There, there. There you go.

Adam: I miss Hannah.

Amelia: Oh, that's deeper than I wanna go.

(Amelia is not an official character in Droners, she is my oc)

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Mouse: A dead end! I'm doomed!

Corto: Well, you lived a good life, right?

Mouse: I'M ONLY TEN!

Corto: I said good. Not long.

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Kass Krene: Scale of 1 to 10, how bad is it?

Wyatt Whale: Oh... I'd say it's a... 7... point... arm ripped off...

Kass Krene: My arm is WHAT?!!

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Manta: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Shino: That’s 200%. Manta: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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McFuck around and find out

Manta, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Shino: *watching their house burn down* Shino: Shino: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Thalia: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Thalia: *sees Shino shoving Pavel into the washing machine while Kazuo records and Manta watches* Thalia: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

(Thalia and Kazuo arent official characters in the droners universe, they are just oc's made by me)

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I bet Shino is obsessed with cats

Shino: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Manta: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Thalia: Manta, what did you think a tiger shark was?

(Thalia is not an official character from Droners, shes an oc made by me)

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Our favourite sleep deprived king

Shino: I'm tired. Manta: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Shino: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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Shino: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Manta: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Shino: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

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Thalia: How did you break your leg? Shino: Do you see those porch stairs? Thalia: Yes. Shino: I didn't.

(Thalia is not an official character from droners)

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Thalia has some trauma

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Thalia: No returns. Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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Max: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Max and Ed in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Shark: Our turn, Patch! One, two, three- Vanilla!

Patch (in a deadpan tone): I've never had cake. What is cake?

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Joule: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Amelia?

Amelia: No.

Joule:

Adam: I do.

Amelia: I know, Adam.

Adam: I'm sad.

Amelia: I know, Adam.

(Note: Amelia and Joule are not actual characters in Droners. They're my OCs)

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(Thalia isnt from the droners cartoon. Shes an oc made by me. Maybe ill post details on my blog someday but i love procrastinating)

Thalia after taking Shino as her mentee at Polaris Academy

Thalia: I’ve only had Shino for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.