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Steve + smiling/laughing requested by @da5haexowin.   

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lucifer: oh mazikeen

maze: what

lucifer: come here i have something very important to tell you

maze: [sits next to lucifer]

lucifer: [farts at maze]

maze:

lucifer:

maze: this is why i hate you sometimes

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eve: what do we say when our actions have upset someone

maze: hoes mad

eve: no

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trixie: [sniffles]

lucifer: what’s the matter with you child

trixie: [sniffles again]

lucifer, placing a hand on her shoulder: if there’s anything bothering you, don’t hesitate to talk to me. i’m here for you

trixie: i have a cold

lucifer:

lucifer: if you let anyone know what just happened here i’m going to fucking torture you—

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i’m shorter than olaf eye—

I don’t know what to do with this information

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Word is he still has the target with him. Some say it’s a child.

The Mandalorian: Chapter 5 : The Gunslinger

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Nobody:

Steve: 🩰✨✨✨

(edit: shootout to @estupidaval & @hoegrove for reminding me about the 4 & 6 pics)

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Tony: Stephen stop buying Peter tsum tsums

Stephen: Why..?

Tony: He keeps calling them thicc and I swear to god-

Peter: *pats IronMan tsum tsum* This bih is ＴＨＩＣＣ

Stephen: *fucking chokes to death*

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P R O G R E S S

They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!

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Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason

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running away from disaster (((Loki)))

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this made my day🥺

have you ever seen something more precious 🥺🥺🥺

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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“Once you’ve opened your heart, you can’t close it again.”

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Parentlock Fic Recs!

(So, no one asked me for this, but I wanted to make it. My favorite Parentlock fics for your pleasure.) 

The Men Who Talked Between Words by Odamaki - I think this is my all time favorite parentlock fic. It’s angsty and savory, and so blessedly long. Features a likable Mary who dies in the first chapter, and a grieving John with Sherlock pining after him and loving him and the baby. The three of them form a lovely little family in 221B, and there are too many sweet moments to count. Please, just go give this fic a chance if you haven’t already read it. 

Nature and Nurture by earlgreytea68 - The British government made an oopsie and used Sherlock’s DNA to create the first successful clone. As soon as Sherlock knows about it, he refuses to let the poor thing be raised in some sort of institution, and John and Sherlock end up raising him. We get to see the truly loving side of Sherlock, and see a surprising amount of insight into Sherlock’s past. He doesn’t want his clone son to be treated like he’s anything less than ordinary. 

Wars We Fought, Things We’re Not by blueink3 - I read this treasure about a year ago, and I think it made me fall in love with parentlock. Combines the “faking a relationship for a case” trope with parentlock. John and Sherlock go undercover as a married couple on vacation with their baby, and John has to work through the thought of pretending to be this child’s father so soon after the loss of his own fatherhood. Very, very good fic. 

A Slice of Sumatra by blueink3 - A short three chapter work centering around the time from when Mary drugged Sherlock, to when Sherlock and John left London to go track her. Sherlock and John stay in 221B with Rosie. Sherlock gets a little taste of happiness before going back to the game. 

A Study in Reproductive Science by welovethebeekeeper -  Part one of a seven part series. Established Johnlock. Sherlock is hit with the realization that one day he will be gone, with no way to carry on his legacy. John and Sherlock endeavor to fix that, and Sherlock discovers a research project where two males may be able to successfully produce a child which contains both of their DNA, instead of just choosing one as a sperm donor. He wants something that is only his and John’s. 

Go to Sleep Little Baby by MoonRiver - Part of the Amelia series. One-shot where Sherlock is up late trying to get John’s baby daughter to sleep. Instead, it seems our consulting detective is the one who needs it. Sherlock falls asleep in John’s bed. Cute!

To Have and to Hold by SumthinClever - Baby at a crime scene. Part of a series, but could be read as a stand alone. 

One Autumn Evening by testosterone_tea - Mary’s past has caught up with her, and now she’s dead. Consequently, John is injured and in hospital. So Sherlock and Harry have to take care of the baby alone in 221B. Impressive burping skills are displayed. 

Albion and the Woodsman by Glenmore - John left London to figure himself out, and while he was away Sherlock got too high to remember his own name, and got someone pregnant. Simplistic writing wrapped around a beautiful story. Sherlock as a single dad, and John with a beard. 

Of Madmen and Teddy Bears by pamoonblackbird - Healing one shot. Established Johnlock. Sherlock buys Rosie a teddy bear romper, and John thinks it’s adorable. 

The Hedgehog Defence, or Rosamund Watson’s First Christmas by RubraSaetaFictor - Twelve chapter fic about Rosie’s first Christmas at 221B. Sherlock loves her so much. Very well written. 

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Mei for Hong Kong!! 🇭🇰🇭🇰🇭🇰