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Annie: [holding a bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Nicole: [chugs entire bottle]

Nicole: It’s perfume.

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Ina: Kiara, do you any have fears?

Kiara: Yes. What if something dope happens… And I’m not there to see it?

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Vyana: I have the immune system of someone from the 1600s. I may as well catch the black plague while I’m at it.

Vyana: it is extinct so it would be pretty hard for to to catch it, but knowing me I’d somehow manage.

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Annie: Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it isn’t! It’s greener where you water it. So take control of your life, water your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Pepper: Forget about the grass. Clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful.

Kiara: Be the weed. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would wish to keep you contained.

Ina, burying a corpse: It’s also greener where you bury a body.

Nicole: All these are true. So make sure to plant some edible or at the least pollinator-friendly seeds over whatever toxic thing you buried. Give them the care they need to turn into something you want to see grow.

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Nicole: I like being on my own. I’m better off this way.

Nicole: I’m a lone wolf.

Nicole: A loner.

Nicole: Alone.

Nicole: All Alone. Forever.

Nicole:

Nicole: What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?

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Nicole: *getting up from a nap* Thank you sleep

Nicole: Or as I call you, Death Practice

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Annie: We're sending good vibes your way.

Kiara: They’re coming.

Ina: There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Nicole: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Nicole: But when is quitting ever the answer?

Vyana: Heroin. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle. You already got the picture on the box, bitch.

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Annie: can i have these question mark stickers?

Ina: why?

Annie: i wanna put them on stop signs.

Ina: annie no.

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Ina: writing PEMDAS on a whiteboard: y'all know what this means?

Vyana: Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally??

Annie: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, and Subtraction??

Nicole: p l e a s e e n d m y d e p r e s s i o n a n d s u f f e r i n g : )

Everyone: N O

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Annie: We have guests and they can hear you "swearing" in here!

Vyana: I don't give a flipping dang!

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Ina: Have you ever been handcuffed?

Kiara: Sexually or by law enforcement?

Ina:

Kiara:

Ina: Why did I even ask

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Nicole, pointing at Ina: dis an ABM

Nicole, pointing at Kiara: did a HUMSS

Nicole, pointing at Annie: dis a STEM

Nicole, pointing at dog: dis a dog

Nicole, pointing at herself: disappointment

Annie: Nicole no...

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Ina: "Go to Hell" is so abstract.

Ina: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

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Annie: Hacker voice. I'm in

Ina: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice" out loud

Ina: Also all you did was open Google

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Annie: good morning, gays. what wisdom do you bring today?

Kiara: time isn’t real.

Ina: girls are pretty.

Nicole: [screams into the void]

Andrea: succulents are good.

Annie: thank you, gays.

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Nicole: i don't have my seal to hug

Annie: what's a seal

Annie: is that d animal

Nicole: no annie. my wax seal

Nicole: i'm talking about my wax seal that i use to seal all my mail it's very precious to me