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Asa: I just want some recognition! Ezekiel: Yeah, well, I want an alpaca but we can't all get what we want. Asa: Aren’t you rich? Why don’t you just buy one? Ezekiel: [later] Dr. Bloor: You bought a WHAT?! Ezekiel: His name is Reginald Roosevelt Romeo Ramsey.

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Asa: Hey, what's your favorite horror movie? Emma: Reflection. Asa: Oh, that's a really cool title! Where can I find it? Emma: Just look in a mirror. Asa:

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Miranda: Can you check under my bed for monsters? Arthur: I really appreciate your trust in me, but if there's actually something under the bed it's gonna take us both.

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Tancred: I’m 50% speed, 80% legend and 70% a hero. Manfred: That’s 200%. Tancred: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Asa: Can we talk? One Manfred stan to another? Dagbert: I don’t see why not.

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Emma: This same spider has been chilling above my bed for the past four weeks. Tancred: Oh my god, kill it. Emma: I can't, I've grown too emotionally attached to it at this point.

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Dagbert: I love disasters. Dorcas: Self love is a healthy thing.

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Venetia: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my step-children equally. [Flashback to that morning] Venetia: I don't care for Miranda.

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Manfred, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium. Dagbert, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Grizelda: You disgust me. Paton, eating a kitkat sideways: I realize this and don’t care.

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Joshua: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry- Charlie: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. Charlie: And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Paton: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. [Julia gives him a strange look and hands him a piece of gum] Paton, thinking: Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no, no, no, no, no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

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[1916] Henry, walking down the hall and muttering to himself: Goddamn it, it’s Zeke. Henry, raising his voice as he waves: Morning, Zeke! Zeke, waving back with a glowing Time Turner in his pocket: Your world will be reduced to ash! Henry, muttering again: Christ, that guy creeps me out.

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Manfred: Answer me honestly. Have you ever broken the law? Dagbert: I watch pirated films. Manfred: Dagbert: And download music illegally. Manfred: Dagbert: ...and I may have murdered a guy one time.

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Ollie: Thanks for rescuing me! I’m really sorry about stealing your wallets. And constantly leaving. And scaring Tancred. Emma, already moving in for a hug: We can’t stay mad at you! Charlie: Yes, we can! I had a lot of money in that wallet!

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Eustacia: Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit.

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Dagbert: I can't do that. It'd go against my moral compass. Charlie: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.