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Roxanne: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-

Serena: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card

Roxanne: *softly* holy shit

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Roxanne: I thought I'd lost you, Serena

Serena: I thought you had, too

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Luke: Thank god you're here. We're totally outnumbered

Deena: Straight people

Serena: Oh, Jesus

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Roxanne: I love you.

Serena: Really? Name three of my albums.

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Serena: Am I right, Brett?

Brett: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn’t listening.

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Roxanne: Why? You think I might tell everybody that you like to be the little spoon?

Serena: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe!

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Rosie: Serena and Roxanne? I don't see it.

Deena:

Rosie: Oh, God, now I see it.

Deena:

Rosie: Deena, I can't stop seeing it.

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Deena: Why are you naked?

Serena: I don't have any clothes.

Deena: [opens closet]

Deena: You have, t-shirts--hi, Roxanne--jackets, jeans.

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Serena: I'm too tough to cry.

Roxanne: You once cried because a stray cat let you pet it.

Serena: It sensed my inner worth.

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Episode 60

Roxanne: You lied to me?!

Serena: That depends on how you define lying.

Roxanne: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Serena: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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Roxanne: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also Roxanne: Well, I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

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Brett: I want you to meet with the Greek council.

Roxanne: Well, that sounds fun.

Serena: Yeah? You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.

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Let me just say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.

Chris, to Roxanne

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The only straight I am is straight up bitch

Serena Berg

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Serena: When I'm not here do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas Brother?

Luke: No, but it's totally Nick.

Eddie: Absolutely Nick.

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Tony: Stay foxy!

Roxanne: Die lonely!

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Serena: Do you remember the time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Roxanne: No. I said, "Serena, don't lick the swing set" and then you said "Don't tell me what to do, Roberts" and then you licked the swing set.

Serena: Whatever.