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Heard from the 118
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Incorrectly quoting the firefighters from the 118 fire station
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Eddie trying to read a map as the designated passenger princess*
Eddie: I don't see anything. This town is fucking desolate and blank.
Buck: Other side babe.
Eddie: Oh.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*After Buck asks Eddie out on a date*
Eddie: But what if I mess it up and we stop being friends.
Hen, already tired: Then you're either a fool or blind or both.
Eddie: What if I get pregnant?
Hen: Then you ask him to wear protection. Now please go.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Eddie: Hen, can you please tell Buck that I’m mad at him? We’re in the middle of a fight and we're not talking right now.
Hen: You’re literally sitting on his lap.
Eddie: Yes, what’s your point?
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Buck during Eddie's first day at 118*
Buck: You know what? Go fuck yourself.
Eddie, smirking: Fuck me yourself you coward.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Buck: Hey, babe are you an F5 key? Because that ass sure is refreshing.
Eddie: Are you doing another software update? because not right now.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Hen: How do you and Buck make up after an argument?
Eddie: If I was in the right I get to sit on his face. If he was in the right, I spend a lot of time on my knees until I can't feel my jaw.
Hen: ...
Eddie: Either way I win.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Buck: I'm happy you're more comfortable with technology Eddie, but if you don’t stop sending these dumb memes I’m going to block you.
Eddie: I can’t believe you’re threatening to block me with the same finger you had in my ass last night.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Eddie: Hey babe, I’m sad. Hug me
Buck: *hugging Eddie* Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Buck: And das not good.
Eddie: *trying to not smile* I hate that it's working.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Buck sees the firefam talking in the kitchen*
Buck: What's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Eddie is? Because Eddie is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Hen: Um.
Chim: I…
Bobby: ...
Buck: No? Never mind then.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Eddie after coming out*
Eddie: It just feels amazing to finally spread my legs and be the person that I am.
Buck: You just said 'spread your legs'
Eddie: I said spread my wings. WINGS.
Buck, smirking: Sure you did.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Hen: Is having a penis fun?
Chim: It has its ups and downs.
Buck: Sometimes it’s a little hard.
Eddie: It’s a pain in the ass.
Bobby: Guys, come on, not during breakfast.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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Buck: Hey, Eddie.
Eddie: Yes?
Buck: I’m jealous of your heart because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Eddie: You're such a romantic.
Buck: So let's go to the bunk rooms and fix that.
Eddie: *runs to the bunk rooms*
Firefam at the table: ...
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Buck as the new interim captain with a clipboard in hand*
Buck: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One"
Buck: Lucy is “been there done that”
Buck: Eddie is “currently doing that”
Buck: Chim is “it happened once in a dream”
Buck: Hen is “if I had to pick a dude”
Buck: And Bobby is... "Eagle Two"
Bobby: Oh thank god.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Eddie trying to sound cool*
Eddie: Fist me.
Buck: I- what the hell?
Eddie: *holds up hand for a fist bump*
Buck: Right, that's what you- Ok.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*After Eddie joins the 118*
Chim: So, on a scale of one to ten, how much do you like Eddie?
Buck: Somewhere between "fuck him" and "I'd fuck him"
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*Buck and Eddie after an argument*
Eddie: I'm sorry about all the mean things I said before.
Buck: ...
Eddie: I'm assuming the fact that your hand is on my ass means you accept my apology.
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incorrect911firefighters · 1 year ago
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*After Eddie's coming out party*
Eddie: I'm just glad I didn't send any drunk texts last night.
Buck: But you did??
Eddie: What? No, I didn't.
Buck: You sent me a text saying "if you ever want your dick sucked I'd gladly volunteer"
Eddie: Oh, that wasn't a drunk text.
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