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Jett: You know, when Reyna comes over, Viper can get a little…

Astra: Psycho?

Neon: Scary?

Yoru: Drunk?

Jett: All three.

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Reyna: First rule of battle: don’t ever let them know where you are.

Phoenix, sprinting in front of her: WOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE!

Reyna: Of course, there are other schools of thought.

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Killjoy: You know, at times like this I really wish I would have listened to what Brimstone said.

Neon: Why? What did he tell you?

Killjoy: I don't know, I didn't listen.

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Skye: We call that a traumatic event.

Skye, turning to Phoenix: Not a 'bro moment'.

Skye, turning to Jett: Not a 'major L'.

Skye, turning to Astra: And not an 'oof lmao'.

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Omen: I've always been a little anxious.

Omen: And then I died.

Omen: Which did not calm me down.

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Chamber: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Breach: You accepted your flaws?

Chamber: No, I accepted yours.

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Sage: If you could add one new rule to soccer, what would it be?

Reyna: Everyone gets a brick. What you do with it is up to you.

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Cypher: I'm not sure you're stakeout material

Killjoy: I'm a chronic insomniac. I was born for this

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Phoenix: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Neon: Oh, I’m always running.

Neon: The question is from what.

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Reyna: Why are you so adorable?

Jett: I’m just trying to get brownie points so when one day you crack and go out of your way to murder everyone, I'll be the last one.

Reyna: You know, that’s a pretty fair answer.

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Yoru: You're a hot mess, you know that?

Raze: At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter!

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Kay/O: Why are you making pancakes?

Skye: They're for the wolves.

Kay/O: Why are you making pancakes for the wolves?

Skye: They don't know how.

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Omen: My therapist started crying mid-session.

Viper: I think that means that you win.

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Killjoy: Raze is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?

Breach: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.

Skye: Tackle her!

Omen: Dump her.

Jett: Kick her in the shin!

Raze: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Jett: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000– do you take it?

Cypher: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?

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Viper, at the beginning of a mission: Brimstone, we tried things your way.

Brimstone: No we didn’t.

Viper: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.

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Raze: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Yoru: You’re weak.

Phoenix: You’re strong?

Fade: Stupid. You’re just stupid