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tweet meme: bucky barnes edition
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Natasha: I'm cold.
Steve: Here, have my jacket.
Bucky: I'm cold too.
Sam: Want me to set you on fire?
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Steve: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same. Natasha, with a mouthful of takeout: Kill two. Steve:
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Peter: I’m just curious! Do you think, with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?
Steve: ...
Bucky: ...
Steve: well there’s only one way to find-
Tony, spraying them all with water: ABSOLUTELY NOT
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Stucky Avengers + Breaking News Meme
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Avengers + Breaking News Meme
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Avengers + Breaking News Meme
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Vision: Please don’t make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Wanda: *sighs* Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this.
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Steve: You know Buck, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Bucky: That's why I carry two guns.
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Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently
Heimdall: yes, my king
Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?
Heimdall: of course, my king
Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you
Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning
Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens
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Imagine this during Civil war
Tony: *hitting Bucky repeatedly & chops his metal arm off*
*cuts to Tony’s live commentary interview*
“Honestly all I could think about is; I’m about to beat this bitch up”
Bucky: *is repeatedly getting by tony*
*Cuts to Bucky’s live commentary interview*
“Honestly, I feel so attacked right now. Like, this bitch doesn’t know HYDRA fucking fucked me the fuck up. He is being so inconsiderate and rude. Bible.”
Steve: *trying to seperate Tony and Bucky*
*Cuts to Steve’s live commentary interview*
“Y’all, Tony was hitting to kill. But what he don’t know is that iM A BAD BITCH,,,,, YOU CANT KILL ME!!!!!!!”
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– Wow, you really know a lot about that movie ‘Thor’, Claire. (Brunch, SNL)
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