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Scott: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Eddie: Tubular AF!🤙

Michael: Mood to the max!

Geoff, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Chris, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Chris: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Michael: You need to stop.

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Michael, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Eddie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Michael: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Chris: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Eddie: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Michael: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Geoff: You’re a hazard to society

Eddie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Chris: What does 'take out' mean?

Eddie: Food.

Geoff: Dating

Scott: Murder

Michael: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

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Chris: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Michael: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Eddie: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Scott: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Geoff: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Michael: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Chris: Michael no.

Eddie: Mistlefoe.

Chris: Please stop encouraging him.

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Michael: What time is it?

Eddie: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Eddie: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Scott: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Eddie: It’s 2 am

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Scott: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Eddie, sarcastic: The car takes a screenshot.

Geoff: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Chris: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Michael: Okay, but in my defense, Eddie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Chris: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Chris: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Eddie, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Michael: How petty can you get?

Geoff: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Scott, holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume

Eddie: *chugs entire bottle*

Eddie: It's perfume.

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Chris: Violence isn't the answer.

Michael: You’re right.

Chris: *sighs in relief*

Michael: Violence is the question.

Chris: What?

Michael, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Chris, running after him: NO-

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Chris: I made tea.

Geoff: I don’t want tea.

Chris: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Geoff: Then why are you telling me?

Chris: It is a conversation starter.

Geoff: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Chris: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate