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Erik: Why is it, whenever I have fun it is considered "wrong"?

Daroga: Erik, when you have fun, people die.

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Daroga: Did you do it?

Erik: Something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?

Daroga:

Erik: Yes, I did.

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Raoul: My friend thinks you're cute.

Christine: Really? What friend?

Raoul: It's me, I'm the friend.

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Erik: In 10 years, I guarantee, I will be Christine's second husband.

Daroga: What will happen to her first husband?

Erik: Nothing you can prove.

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Erik: Why don’t you just leave my Christine alone?

Raoul: Uh...because we’ve been married for ten years, sir. We have a child together. And...because we’re in love with each other.

Erik: I’ll find some dirt on you yet, boy.

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Madame Giry: You do realise there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Christine?

Raoul: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

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Raoul: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Erik: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Daroga: You do at least seven things a day that I've asked you not to do.

Erik: Actually, I do more. You only catch seven.

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Erik: Have you ever realized how you can say “have a nice day” and it’s considered nice, but if you say “enjoy the next 24 hours,” you’re being ‘creepy,’ and ‘need to stop?’

Christine: How did you get in my dressing room?

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Erik: Can you get me a vodka on the rocks?

Daroga: Erik, it’s 7 in the morning.

Erik: And a piece of toast.

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Erik: People are so ungrateful.

Erik: No over ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

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Erik: I'm emotionally constipated.

Erik: I haven't given a shit in weeks.

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Erik: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again?!

Daroga:

Erik: What?

Daroga: Hang on, I'm considering.

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Christine, about Erik: Listen, I know he is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to himself and others. But have you ever considered that he is tall, sad, and I love him.

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Erik: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Christine: Not by the law!

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Erik to Raoul: Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

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Raoul: I know who you are.

Erik: Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?