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Are u from Germany? 😁

yes i am! :)

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I’m 1,59 cm. I can’t enter in my country police Corp because I lack 1 cm.

wait omg that actually sucks- :(( also in germany u have to be 160cm too i believe dhdjsj what kind of bs am i right

also 👀 u wanna be a cop? i’ve wanted to be one too but now i’m just too lazy and decided to become a english/history teacher 👉🏻👈🏻

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Whiteboard: Okay, I’ve called you all to this meeting because some of us don’t seem to get along.

Ace: But Marco and I are the only ones you called here-

Whitebeard: Exactly

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Kidd: Got a bag I can borrow?

Law: The only bag I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Kidd: ... You could’ve said no.

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all the short ace jokes are killing me, because he's literally 185cm. 😂😂😂 Why is this world full of many freakishly tall people, yet I'm stuck in the real world at 157cm.

we love short ace, don’t we?:0 also i’m 164 and somehow won’t start growing even more 😔 i’ve been 164cm for prolly 4 years now;-; this is the sad reality we live in... #JusticeForShortPeople

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Sanji: what if...we kissed...on the thousand sunny...under the night sky..while hugging...? haha... just kidding...

Sanji: unless....?

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New day new meme.

I’m low-key sick of seeing these swimsuits cuz bro imagine being next to your parents or siblings and peacefully searching for One Piece content on Tumblr and then suddenly a half naked girl appears on your screen. And you can see half of her butt. 🤡 -- Whatcha gonna say?

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Shanks: *sneezes*

Buggy:

Shanks: Not gonna say bless you?

Buggy: Why? I’m sitting next to you.

Buggy: You’ve clearly been blessed.

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Chopper: We think you have PTSD.

Sanji: Yeah, I know. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Nami: We also need to talk about your use of humour as a coping mechanism.

Sanji: I don’t think you understand how funny what I just said was.

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Luffy and Zoro said fuck Kin’emon’s speech let’s just make a scene in the new ep

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Doflamingo: When I was young people treated me like a criminal.

Law: Why?

Doflamingo: Cuz I killed people.

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Big mom Pirates, on the Den Den Mushi: We have your cook.

Luffy: Can I talk to him?

Sanji: Luffy-

Luffy: Where are my promised sandwiches?

Sanji: In the fridge.

Luffy, eating chips: Okay, cool. Call me when you’re on your way to the thousand sunny. [hangs up]

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One piece is an ongoing meme well

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Luffy: I love my dad!

Nami: You don’t even know him?

Luffy: Of course I do! Ever since I was little.

Sanji: Luffy, you’ve met your dad like once without even realising it was your dad.

Luffy: Not true! I met Shanks more than once.

Nami:

Sanji:

Strawhats:

Red haired pirates:

Shanks:

Shanks: Love you too son.

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may i?

ONE PIECE EPISODE 894 KILLED ME OKAY???

OKAY SO FIRST WE HAVE OTAMA CALLING LUFFY BIG BRO THE WHOLE TIME AND IT MADE ME SOFT OMG SHE’S LITERALLY THE CUTEST I CAN’T EVEN 😔😔💞💞

IF SHE SAYS THAT YOU’RE HER BIG BRO THEN YOU ARE HER BIG BRO, L U F F Y ! PERIOD.

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS GIRL 😿💞😭

I’ve read that in the manga before but seeing it in the anime again made me hella sad. Otama didn’t eat for days and yet still made rice for Luffy. She must be protected at all cost istg-

AND THEN THE ACE SCENE

This scene made me so emotional and I’m mad that it was so short. Honestly I would have loved to see more of Otama and Ace interaction. Ace is such a good boy and I love him so much. I’m glad that we could see a little bit of Ace again, especially in the new art style. And honestly he looks so beautiful.

I would like to thank gOda for these beautiful moments of Ace that we didn’t deserve but still got.

I’m sorry this isn’t an incorrect quote but I felt like posting about the new episode. 😔💞

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Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your best friend.

Law: Who?

Kidnapper: Monkey D. Luffy. Your friend, we have him.

Law: Oh

Law: Yeah you can keep him. [Hangs up]

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Luffy: Ace!! What porn website do you recommend?

Ace: Oh how about-

Sabo: oNLINE BIBLE STUDY! HOW ABOUT THAT SITE, LUFFY?