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Aizawa: adding ‘lmao’ to phrases doesn’t make the pain go away

Deku: yes it does lmao

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Iida : getting arrested is no fun, I can tell you that.

Bakugo, rolling his eyes : as if you'd fucking know, four eyes.

Iida :

Bakugo :

Iida :

Bakugo :

Class 1a : WHA-

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Bonus :

Shoto and izuku : ... Baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination

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Izuku: Hey Kacchan-

Bakugo: Don’t.

Izuku: I just wanted to ask-

Bakugo: Say it and I’ll kill you.

Izuku: Just a simple question.

Bakugo: I’M NOT FU**ING AROUND.

Izuku:…Got any grapes?

Class 1-A: AND THEN HE WADDLED AWAY, WADDLE WADDLE!

Bakugo: I hate all of you.

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Aizawa: Can anyone tell me why humans have different blood groups?

Kaminari: So mosquitos can enjoy different flavors!

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Haha. Funny.

Sero: Sir, can I use the restroom?

Aizawa: It’s ‘MAY I use-‘

Ashido: No, it’s June.

Aizawa:

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*midoriya, essentially vibrating across the room*

kirishima: hey midobro, whatcha doing?

midoriya, nearly bouncing with excitement: <3 :) im gonna go tell kacchan it’s our friendiversary! We’ve been friends for over a decade now! :) <3

kirishima, suddenly stressed: what if you didn’t

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Kaminari: Guys! Guys! The balloon is falling!!

Class 1-A: *cheering*

Shinso: Balloon?

Izuku: It’s this balloon that’s been up stuck to the ceiling for a while now.

Shinso:…Uh Huh.

Izuku: It’s a lot cooler than it sounds.

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Class 1-A, gathered around the balloon as it floats to the floor:

Kirishima: Man, I remember when that thing first got up there. That was when I started getting confused with Tetsutetsu a lot.

Izuku: That was when Kacchan almost killed me in the training exercise.

Bakugo: That was when I almost killed Deku in a training exercise…

Shinso: Probably means I was still in general studies.

Aoyama: That was the day I got locked in the classroom for a whole weekend.

Class 1-A:

Bakugo: Thanks a lot for bringing us down here, Dunce-Face.

Kaminari: Yeah, I forgot how much stuff we were going through at the time.

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*Police sirens wailing in the distance*

Kaminari: *didn't do anything* They found me.

Todoroki: Do you need help hiding the body?

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Aizawa: What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

Midoriya: ‘Don’t be an idiot’ changed my life.

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Monoma: I heard that our class got higher scores in academics this semester. Guess we are the smarter bunch of first years.

Bakugo: I’m not taking shit from someone who looks like they ate the buttons off the remote as a child.

Monoma:

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Aizawa: Someone tell me the type of air that starts ‘Oxy’.

Kaminari: Oxycontin.

Aizawa: No. No, no, no.

Kaminari: Oh yeah, that’s like a type of drink, isn’t it?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Everyone cover their ears, I’m about to scream curse words into my scarf.

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Deku, fondly: sometimes, Kacchan talks in his sleep. It’s adorable

Bakugou, taking a nap: square the fuck up motherfucker

Deku: isn’t he cute?

Class 1A:

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Aizawa: Hear this, children. Hero work is not for the weak. Do you think I become a symbol of strength by being laidback?

Izuku:…Sir, Mic-sensei told us you once couldn’t get out of bed for a straight week because the mattress was too soft.

Aizawa: Strength symbols need their sleep, Midoriya.

Class 1-A:

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Aizawa: I’m not very happy right now over the fact that some of you didn’t behave well during our hero exercise.

Izuku, not trying to look up:

Aizawa: Midoriya, you know I’m talking about you with Monoma.

Izuku: I may have gotten a bit…angry.

Aizawa: You threaten to rip off his head and throw it at his weeping mother.

Class 1-A, grunting:

Bakugo: Jesus.

Izuku: It wasn’t for real! All I did was just talk to him violently and forcefully…And I spit on him a little bit-Okay, yeah, I’ll apologize.

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I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

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good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday

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Lilo and Stitch/ Todofam crossover thingy because my one weakness is Touya being a good big brother

Part 1

Part 2

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Izuku, walks in the kitchen and opens the fridge:

Bakugo, walks in and sees Izuku just staring into the fridge:…What the hell are you doing?

Izuku:…I don’t know. I was doing something…

Bakugo:

Izuku, remembers: Oh, I needed to go get my laundry out of the dryer.