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ESFP: [Walks up to the microphone at a wedding, everyone expecting a marvelous speech]

ESFP: If you don't want your cake pass it to me!

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ENTP: "Holy fucking hell"

ENTP: Am I swearing or am I talking about ENFPxINTJ.

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INFJ, knocking at the bathroom door: ENFP COME OUT, WE HAVE TO GO

ENFP, from the inside: ...I-I'm bisexual--

INFJ:

INFJ: oK NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU

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Every other MBTI: Fuck IXTJs.

ENFPs and ESTPs: We're trying.

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INFP: ENFP told me a lot about you.

INTJ: Oh yeah, what am I allergic to then?

INFP: Peanut butter and the full spectrum of human emotions.

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Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

ISTP: No.

Judge:

Jury:

Judge, whispering: ...what now?

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INTJ: Is that vodka?

ESTP: Yup.

INTJ: Straight?

ESTP: Nope, bi.

INTJ:

INTJ: tHE VODKA NOT YOU

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ENTJ: wHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL

ESFP: [INDESCRIBABLE LOUD SCREECHING]

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ESFJ: Please pass the salt

ENTP: Sure. [throws ISTJ across the table]

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ESTP: We're having fun, don't we?

INFJ: I literally never been more stressed in my life.

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DESCLAIMER:

NOT EVERYTHING I POST IS A QUOTE I INVENTED, I TOOK THE MAJORITY OF THEM FROM PINTEREST, OTHER POSTS, VINES OR QUOTES, I JUST READAPT THEM WITH THE MBTI I FOUND MORE FITTING FOR A CERTAIN LINE.

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INFP: Remember: murder is never the answer!

ISTJ: Of course not. It's a question.

INTJ: And the answer is yes.

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ISFP: I've took more good grades that I can count

ISFP: Because I've took a lot of good grades

ISFP: Not- not because I can't count very high-

ISTP: You're smooth like sandpaper I swear.

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ENTP: Did INFJ just told me they loved me for the first time?

ENTJ: Yeah.

ENTP: And did I just do finger guns back?

ENTJ: Yeah, you did.

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ISTJ: Why are you squeezing me with your arms

ENFP: It's an hug, ISTJ. I'm hugging you.

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INTP: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

ESFJ: Those are children. That's a school.

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ESFP: But how did you even find me?

IXTJ: I thought "where are they?" And then I saw the explosion.