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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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maybe I want to be objectified a little bit, as a treat

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

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