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Annabeth: das ist alles deine Schuld

Percy: I know, I know

Annabeth: You speak German?

Percy: No, I just know the phrase ‘this is all your fault’ in every language

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Leo: I'm going to play a song for you

Leo: It's called "my life so far"

Leo: (takes a deep breath, bangs a cymbal)

Leo, high pitched: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Leo: What are you, five?

Percy: Yeah, five feet taller than you.

Leo: …

Percy: …

Leo: …

Percy: Please don’t hurt me.

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Annabeth: We did it guys! Back to camp!

Percy (over walkie-talkie): uh no. Im very lost. Where are you guys?

Annabeth: what are you talking about? Can you give me any visuals any landmarks?

Percy: water. Fish.

Annabeth: Percy are you in the ocean?

Percy: yep definitely at the bottom of the ocean

Annabeth: OH FOR GODS SAKES

Percy: a whale! Sperm whale!

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Nico: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]

Leo: I see you’re bursting out the spring colors.

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Annabeth: Percy, is there anything you feel like you should tell me?

Percy: When I use the paper shredder I always make sure to stare outside at all the trees just to make sure they don’t forget who’s running this show.

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Leo: If the Moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Percy: Yellow

Leo: The correct answer is packing peanuts

Percy: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-

Jason: What is wrong with you two?

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Annabeth, at Thanksgiving dinner: You’re sitting at the kid’s table.

Percy: Why?

Annabeth: What’s an income tax?

Percy: Um…

Annabeth: Who’s SpongeBob’s best friend?

Percy: Patric– Oh.

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Jason: Leo, please stop putting glitter in the butter

Leo: Disco dairy! Spread the party!

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Percy: Hey babe, guess who just got

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* arrested *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Annabeth: If you just got arrested how are you texting me

Percy: Because, my darling, the people love me

Percy: Also, I just made

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* bail *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Annabeth: Frank, tell Hazel about the birds and the bees

Frank: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

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Leo: This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!

Leo, holding up a screwdriver labeled “drill”: This is a screwdriver! Who labeled this “drill”?!

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Reyna, at thanksgiving dinner: Leo, can you please say grace?

Leo: Yeah!

Leo: whaTUP GODS IT'S YOUR HOMIE LEO AYYYYY MACARANA

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Leo: I failed my safety course today

Hazel: Oh no! What happened?

Leo: They asked me what steps I would take in the event of a fire.

Hazel: And?

Leo: the answer wasn't "really big ones"

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Annabeth, reading a bedtime story: 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell of and...

Percy, interrupting: was diagnosed with mesothelioma

Annabeth, sighing: momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

Leo: you might be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one dies

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Annabeth: you shouldn't be using a straw

Percy: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment

Annabeth:

Annabeth: it's just...

Annabeth: a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Annabeth: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Frank: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Leo: Something illegal.

Jason: Accept my fate.

Percy: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.

Annabeth: Wait, what?

Leo: That's awesome, can I change my answer?