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Gosalyn: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!

Launchpad: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think DW can fight in that dress either.

Drake: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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St. Canard's Ass

Fenton/Gizmo: Darkwing, I almost forgot that your attire did a lot for your ass!

Drake: No one asked you to look Gizmo...

Launchpad: I think you look great DW! As far as I'm concerned, that's St. Canard's ass!

Drake: (Realization) That is St. Canard's ass.

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Fenton: Why is Drake crying on the floor?

Launchpad: He took one of those ‘Which Duckburg Hero are you?’ quizzes

Fenton: And?

Launchpad: He got Gizmoduck

Fenton: …

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Darkwing duck as vines; this is the end of my art career as I know it

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im gonna miss this family so much

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Darkwing: Nice work on patrol today Gos!

Gosalyn: Thanks dadwing...why are you guys looking at me like that?

Launchpad: You just called DW “dadwing”. You said “thanks dadwing”.

Gosalyn: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks Darkwing”

Darkwing: Do you see me as a father figure Gosalyn?

Gosalyn: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

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Huey: Put a finger down, sibling edition. Put a finger down if your uncle told you to restart the dryer because the clothes in the dryer weren't dry yet and when you turned it on you heard screaming coming from inside of the dryer and you were like "UM? Why is there screaming coming from the dryer?" So you turn off the dryer and you open it up to see your brother upside down in the dryer screaming.

Huey: [puts a finger down]

Dewey: My trauma isn't yours to tell!

Huey: What were you even doing in there?!?

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Violet: And everyone thinks they know me, but they don't! I have a wild side.

Violet: One time, in algebra, I didn't take ANY notes at all.

(source: Milo Murphy's Law)

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here is a dynamic that i decided would be fun

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[Silence]

Dewey: *cracks a glow stick*

Huey: GO TO SLEEP!

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Fenton: Doctor Gearloose! I screwed up big time!

Gyro: Intern, given your daily life experience, you’re going to have to be more specific

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dumpp

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spam

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This is so cute omg

honorary niece

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I think this one is my favourite. It’s the funniest and for what?

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Bushroot: One of these days, I'm going to snap.

Liquidator: Is that a threat?

Bushroot: That's a promise.