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Draken: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Inupi: Did Mitsuya say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Draken: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Mitsuya: I’m this close to falling in love with Draken.

Hakkai: Taka-chan, your fingertips are touching.

Mitsuya, sighing: I know.

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Draken: Are we still on for tomorrow

Mitsuya: You mean for our wedding?

Draken: I’m just making sure.

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Draken, leaning on the counter: Hey handsome, come here often?

Mitsuya, snickering: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Draken: Play along!

Mitsuya: All right. Sorry, I'm not interested. I'm married.

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Draken: I only take pictures of beautiful things.

Inupi: Your entire camera roll is just candids of Mitsuya?

Draken: Did I stutter?

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Draken: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Mitsuya: You are my reward, Draken.

Mikey: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Takemichi: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

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Mitsuya: *squinting at his phone* Draken, what does 'ILY' mean?

Draken: Haha, who's saying that to you?

Mitsuya:

Draken: No, seriously, WHO is saying that to YOU?

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Mitsuya: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Draken: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Mitsuya: Just be careful, Draken!

Draken: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Mitsuya!

Draken: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Mitsuya: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Draken: Okay?

Mitsuya: …

Mitsuya: …

Mitsuya: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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Draken: The Ocean is a soup.

Mitsuya:

Mitsuya: Do elaborate.

Draken: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Mitsuya: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Draken: *tilts head*

Mitsuya: The Ocean is a Soup.

Draken: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Draken: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Mitsuya: What did you do?

Draken: Nobody died.

Mitsuya: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Draken: What are you drinking?

Mitsuya: Vodka.

Draken: Straight?

Mitsuya: No, gay. Why?

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Draken: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mitsuya!

Mitsuya: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Mitsuya: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Draken: How can you still say that?

Mitsuya: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Draken: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Mitsuya: I went to the park today.

Draken: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Mitsuya: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Mitsuya: Draken... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Draken: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Mitsuya:

Mitsuya: I wrote sanitize, Draken.