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Sam: Why are Miguel and Robby sitting with their backs to each other?
Tory: They had a fight.
Sam: Then why are they holding hands?
Tory: They get sad when they fight.
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Miguel: *Screams*
Robby: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sam: Should we do something?
Tory: No, I want to see who wins.
#miguel diaz#robby keene#sam larusso#tory nichols#incorrectcobrakaiquotes#source: internet#honestly could be switched either way
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Hawk: I have no fears.
Miguel: What if you woke up one day and Tory was taller than you?
Hawk: ...I have one fear
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Daniel: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel!
Johnny: It's usually an oncoming train.
Daniel: Can you not kill the vibe for like one second??
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Daniel: Hi Johnny.
Johnny [internally]: There he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. God, I just want to stare at him and hold him for the rest of my life.
Johnny [out loud]: what the fuck do you want?
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Sam: I win.
Miguel, confused: I am literally pinning you down.
Sam: I know
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Johnny: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Miguel [shocked]: THE COW???
Johnny: what?
Daniel: Miguel no-
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Sam: why are you on the floor?
Robby: I'm depressed.
Robby: Also I was stabbed, can you get my dad, please?
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Johnny: Favorite horror movie?
Miguel: It
Tory: Saw
Hawk: Annabelle
Demetri: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
#Johnny Lawrence#miguel diaz#tory nichols#Hawk#eli moskowitz#demetri#Incorrectcobrakaiquotes#source: tumblr
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Amanda: Where have you been?
Daniel, coming back from a mission with Johnny: Emotional hell.
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Robbie: looks like we've both got a pretty bad case of Cobra Kai rivals.
Daniel: Yes, but yours is an idiot, and mine is a fork-tongued lizard witch
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Johnny, about Kreese: You have to forgive him, he has a heart condition.
Miguel: What condition?
Johnny: He doesn't have one.
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Johnny: Where's Daniel?
Miguel: Hawk locked him in the bathroom!
Hawk: Miguel! You weren't supposed to tell him!
Johnny: I'm cool with it.
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Johnny: How long does your ideal hug last?
Miguel: About 38 to 45 minutes.
Johnny: That's really impractical.
Miguel: You said ideal, not realistic.
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Tory: What are you doing there?
Demetri, digging through a big bag of M&M's: Hawk really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.
Tory: That's actually kind of sweet.
Demetri: Huh? No, I'm mad at Eli. I'm collecting them so i can eat them in front of him and not give him any
Tory: ... You're a genius. Can I help?
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