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Incorrect Charmed Quotes
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Not Leo Wyatt: I’ve got a package.
Paige Matthews: [to Piper] He’s got a package. 
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Cole Turner: Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
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Prue Halliwell: I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
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Paige Matthews: It’s amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death. 
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Penny Halliwell: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Prue Halliwell: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
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Leo Wyatt: Why would you want to marry me for anyhow? 
Piper Halliwell: So I can kiss you anytime I want. 
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Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothing like steel.
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I’m just curious..
So I made a poll, to see how the fandom here on tumblr feels about the Charmed reboot… I like polls, they’re fun :) 
 Vote :)
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Phoebe Halliwell: I think you should sleep for a few hours.
Piper Halliwell: I’ll sleep when Paige sleeps, but you should sleep for a few hours.
Phoebe Halliwell:  I’ll sleep when you sleep.
Piper Halliwell: Well, this is going be interesting; we’re going have a small band of dedicated people who can’t lift their arms.
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Prue Halliwell: Steady sisters, remember - these are killer demons.
Phoebe Halliwell: That’s ok, we’re wearing killer outfits.
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Leo Wyatt: And once again, Piper and Leo save the day.
Paige Matthews: You didn't do anything. It was all Piper.
Leo Wyatt: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.
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Phoebe Halliwell: What a week, huh?
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, it's Wednesday.
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Rex Buckland: I believe one problem with hiring women is that they are frail and breakable.
Prue Halliwell: Is it possible you're thinking about light bulbs? Or your ego?
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Paige Matthews: Do we have some sort of condensed... Reader's Digest index... of, well... all Charmed Ones knowledge?
Phoebe Halliwell: We usually just use Leo.
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Paige Matthews: [shakes Piper awake] Morning! I’d offer you breakfast, but you didn’t make any. 
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I used to play catch with my dad. Except the ball would hit the wall, because he wasn't there.
Prue Halliwell, probably
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Phoebe Halliwell: So what about it, guys? Wanna be superheroes?
Paige Matthews: Are you kidding me? That's like asking me if I want my own jetpack, or if I've ever wanted to be a shark!
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