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10.20.2024 | COL @ SJS

+50 points to Landy for knowing exactly what kind of whimsical joy he'd bring to that locker room with this big ass hat. 💙

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Natemac, playing a video game: How do I play?

*Natemac has drawn first blood!*

*Natemac is on a killing spree!*

*Natemac is on a rampage!*

*Natemac is unstoppable!*

*Natemac is dominating!*

*Natemac is godlike!*

Natemac: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

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Jonathan Drouin: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Nathan MacKinnon: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Mikko Rantanen: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Ross Colton: This is a mistake

Miles Wood, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Ross Colton: But not today

Miles Wood, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.

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Nathan MacKinnon: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Devon Toews: You’re a hazard to society

Jonathan Drouin: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Devon Toews: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Nathan MacKinnon: What are your goals?

Jonathan Drouin: To pet all the dogs.

Nathan MacKinnon: No, fitness goals.

Jonathan Drouin: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.