incorrect-atlwcs
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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marie-laure bursting through the door, visibly panicked: guys, werner is missing!
daniel, unbothered: finally
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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jutta: let's write werner a friendly note, shall we? dear........incompetent.........dumbass.......
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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werner: hey babe, what's the name of the guy who lives down the street?
marie-laure: his cats names are walter and rose
werner: that's.....not what i asked
marie-laure: that's all the information i have
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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frederick: i've never been in a snowball fight before, i don't know the rules
werner: what?
frederick: is there a point system, or is it to death?
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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werner, holding his and marie's newborn daughter: she's so beautiful....
doctor: we're gonna need to give her some shots, sir
werner, completely oblivious: oh hell yeah, it's her fucking birthday. pour up
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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frau elena, to one of the nuns: i just had a long talk with werner and jutta about hitting each other and now they are yelling 'it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence' before hitting each other
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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marie-laure: *speaking french*
werner: i know, i know.....
frederick: you speak french?
werner: hell no, i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language marie speaks
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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jury: you're being charged with jaywalking. how do you plead?
werner, leaning into the mic: i'll take the death penalty
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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frederick: hope i don't wake up
jutta: same
frederick: see you in hell
jutta: oh no. i meant i hope you don't wake up. im chilling
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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marie-laure: there was a motor close to where i am right now
daniel: a motor-? a motorcycle?
marie-laure: oh, sorry. a murder
etienne: that escalated quickly
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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marie-laure, after manec explains them the new plan: that sounds like a terrible plan
etienne, unbothered: oh, we've had worse
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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jutta: don't worry, i have a permit
nazi officer: this just says 'i can do whatever I want'
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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young henri: what are you writing?
young etienne: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information.
young sophié, looking over etienne's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy
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incorrect-atlwcs · 7 months ago
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OKAYYYY BITCHES IM BACK
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incorrect-atlwcs · 9 months ago
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marie-laure: vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
aunt manec: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE???
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incorrect-atlwcs · 9 months ago
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frederick: now werner, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay???
jutta, eating chips: not me, i just wanted to see the look on your face
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incorrect-atlwcs · 1 year ago
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marie-laure: werner and i are no longer dating
werner: that’s a terrible way to tell people we are married babe
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