incoherentbee
incoherentbee
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Squonk | any prns| opinionated dyke | 23 y/o
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incoherentbee · 2 hours ago
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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
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incoherentbee · 2 hours ago
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Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question
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incoherentbee · 3 hours ago
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the it couple
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incoherentbee · 15 hours ago
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i'm having too much fun making these
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incoherentbee · 1 day ago
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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incoherentbee · 1 day ago
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incoherentbee · 1 day ago
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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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google search why am i sad
google search how to not be sad
google search does going outside help with depression
google search nature parks near me
google search bus routes
google search hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes excludesite: amazon.com
google search best water bottle
google search best water bottle outdoors
google search weather forecast
google search plant identification
google search plant identification with photos
google search tree with hand-shaped leaves
google search plant veins
google search plant veins pulsing
google search common wildlife
google search whitetail deer
google search how big is a whitetail deer
google search big deer
google search do deer have sharp teeth
google search can deer walk on two legs
google search deer talking
google search deer speaking english
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate by inhaling
google search screaming woods
google search bird calls screaming
google search bird calls that sound like human screaming
google search nature park map
google search nature park parking lot directions
google search how to tell which way is north
google search what to do if you’re lost in the forest
google search how to outru
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google search howtiapparhumN
google search hpwto ehuman
google search wgTdohunMnCtlije
google search how ti apear humN
google search how to appear human
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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Digiral
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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My OFMD muppets of 2024 :)
I think it's safe to safe I have escalated quickly. The last 7 were made in less than a month 😅
(And yes, Ed has pigtails. I braided his hair so it was out of my way when I put his beard on)
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incoherentbee · 2 days ago
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oh………,,,,,,, ok
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incoherentbee · 3 days ago
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this is my favourite thing ever
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incoherentbee · 3 days ago
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I've had this headcanon rattling around in my head for a while
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