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watching soap squeeze into the elevator at the last second and you make the mistake of being a polite individual by asking him if he's going down and he takes a step back, brows quirking briefly as he gives you a once-over and shrugs.

"why not?" starting to ruck the sleeves of his sweater up to his elbows. "gotta make it quick," he adds, eyes darting to the elevator panel. "there are only 'bout 5 floors between us and the lobby."

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faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

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seeing "i don't get it :/" "not for me but you do you" "GLORIFICATION OF--" "this is basically assault" "i would kill him :)))" "i would just kill myself :(((" "great idea! but what if instead of doing this, you did what I want instead???" and "it was really dark??" on stuff tagged as dark romance/noncon or dddne is why i lost my faith in god.

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i talked about this a while ago but there’s just SOMETHING about popular tiktoker reader who’s known for making cute recipe videos in pretty dresses and embroidered aprons and Simon who never appears on her account that tickles me. then one day he appears in the background of a “pack my husband’s lunch with me” video and he’s huge and muscly and covered in paint spattered clothes and has the meanest mug on and everyone in the comments are just like………..hey girl are you….safe?

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feral dogtops in muzzles. feral dogtops snarling and growling as they rut into you harder and faster, nearly bruising your cervix because they're so frustrated they can't bite you as they fuck you into oblivion. feral dogtops pressing the muzzle into your neck because it's the closest they can get to having their mouth on your skin.

muzzled feral dogtops.

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HEAR ME OUT

I need hooker!Soap but with a shy college student who needs help with her physics assignment. She can't go to her professor (he's a dick), and she doesn't really have friends and doesn't wanna seem like an idiot for needing help.

She somehow hears about Soap and hears how he used to be a sniper and demolition expert. That means he knows math and physics, right? There's a confidentiality rule, right? She buys one hour, and when he walks in, he thinks it's just the usual. But she's got her too heavy backpack with some books and worksheets. Okay, so she has a schoolgirl fantasy, easy enough. Except she starts rambling about how she needs help, and her assignment is due soon, and she's stuck. Okay, so she's deep in the fantasy, alright.

She explains she doesn't want sex. She just actually needs help. She knows he knows this shit, and she has no one else to go to. He's slightly baffled, considering most people just get straight into jumping his bones. But no. It's just a shy little thing that needs an A on her physics assignment.

Well, she already paid for the hour, and she's so pretty all flustered like that, who is he to turn her away? Show him the page, hen.

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plotting out a future scene for death becomes you <3

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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🌅🐑🌾🚜

(Pt. 2 on ptreon)

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um when he can’t control himself and just has to fuck you right then and there, and he cums inside even though you’re whining and saying you’ll have to change now, but he just laughs and pulls your panties back on you and has the audacity to pat your clothed cunt with affection — even worse if he gives you a kiss right there too — and tell you “sorry sweetheart, but it’s like you said, we don’t have time”. now you have to spend the night with his cum pooling in your panties, and from the way you’re shifting in your seat, shooting him a glare, he knows it. it’s why he’s barely holding back a smile as he tells your friends that he’s sorry but the two of you have to excuse yourselves for a bit (he wants to fuck even more of his cum in you)

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kidnapper!ghost will tie your hands behind your back and forcefully make you sit on his face because he wants to apologize for making you cry but doesn't trust you not to scratch his eyes out or reach for the lamp and hit him over the head with it.

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clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

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yeah yeah monsterfuckers but what about humanfuckers. what about the dragon who leaves flower arrangements at the base of the princess’ tower? what about the werewolf who pines for a human to protect? what about a naga who is so so cold and wishes she had a nice warm human to coil around? what then

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she let me hit because I act unhinged and feral towards her and make her actually feel wanted and valued and a little unsafe but never in danger

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two way corruption kink where we're both just making each other grosser

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you call it crazy and obsessive i call it passionate and committed