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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

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Cod men as school teachers because vice principal price is haunting my dreams

- Simon “Ghost” Riley: Better known as Coach Riley amongst his students, he teaches PE because I don’t believe he has the patience (or the brains) for much of anything else. This was a tough decision because any of them could fill this role really but the others at least have overarching skills that I think could apply to other teaching positions. Simon however is mentally ill and dumb of ass so I dont think theres anywhere else he could go unless I made him a janitor (and I did consider it). Also coaches the schools soccer (or football whatever) team, his kids always make it to the semi finals at least.

- Kyle “Gaz” Garrick: History teacher. Theres always one real handsome history teacher for no reason and thats Mr. Garrick. Has some of the highest test scores in the school since hes so charming and energetic and knows how to get his students interested in the most boring topics. Bonus points for really focusing in on the history of cultures outside of the west and real passionate about black history in particular. Gets in trouble with parents for being “too political” in a history class. He just rolls his eyes and nods along as they rant.

- Johnny “Soap” MacTavish: Unhinged physics teacher who puts his students in danger. There will be explosions, you better be wearing safety goggles. Spends the first two weeks of classes testing his students on lab safety till they all get full marks because he will not have any (more) liabilities on his hands. Kids love him, faculty hate him. Constantly in trouble with admin for destroying some piece of school property. Only reason he hasn’t been fired is because the test scores don’t lie, whatever he’s doing its working.

- Captain John Price: Vice principal but will sub for english and history where needed (yea I watched The Bay and promptly lost my mind what about it). Keeps everyone in line, and serves as the bridge between teachers and admin. Is usually the one handling whatever fresh hell Mr. MacTavish has cooked up for him. Is great with the kids and they genuinely trust him to take any of their concerns seriously no matter how petty. Makes sure all the clubs and extracurriculars are well taken care of because he knows how important it is for kids to have an outlet. Does not stand for bullying and will stop that shit in its tracks the second he sees it.

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Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠

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hi im newbie

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nikolai hnnngggr old saint nick aaaaarrrggg something about dressing as santa arrrgg for the local kids idk aaahhhh after hours, when all the kids left….. sitting on his lap hnng slutty santa ahhhh dies

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I may of exaggerated their height diff

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Keeping it tactical ✔️

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I’m begging…..John who’s absolutely plastered after several rounds with the boys at the pub, dragging the cute waitress into his lap because he wants her to help settle a bet :(( then forces his hand up her skirt to see if her panties have any lace trim

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The only thing that should ever have touched this temple

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SAY GOOD MORNING TO OUR TROOPS

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Matching Halloween costumes but one doesn’t like it that much… I wonder who it is 🤫

Happy Halloween yallllll 🎃💀

(More art on my patreon! mdni🔞!!)

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Sleepy Price commission for @oasislake76 💤

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Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠

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you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

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Pikmin TF 141