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𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗌, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 i 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽!𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾, (𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗍) 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗐 i 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗂’𝖽 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐.

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Being Price’s lil wife

-Task force 141 knew Price was married. Man wore his ring religiously, always putting it back on the second they were in the helicopter/plane/whatever after each mission

-He’d come to work with a lunch packed with a cute lil heart note

-To be honest they all assumed you were the same age as Price (old) He always said he’d been “married for years” (3)

-They never knew your name, Price only ever referred to you as The Missus

-Gaz swore Price had a photo of you in his wallet (he did) but they never knew what you looked like untilllllllll

-You called your husband simply to complain. The AC had gone out and the repair man wouldn't be able to get there for a couple days. No no this simply would not do, his perfect lil lady could not be uncomfortable in her own home he wouldn’t have it but fuck he’s out of the country for a few more days. His team however is not and while stupid, they do know how to do maintenance work (why? Just because.)

-He called his team for a very important mission. Gave them the address, accompanied with “I don’t want to hear a fucking thing about you causing any trouble or being disrespectful to the Missus you hear?” The boys were absolutely giddy to finally see the ever so important Missus.

-The second you opened the door Soap was apologizing for having the wrong house and oh so politely asked if you knew where the Price household was. This had to be the wrong one because there you stood, pretty young thing, big doe eyes. Standing in just a big shirt ending at the very tops of your thighs, lashes batting at the three soldiers standing at your door.

-“You’ve got the right place. John told me you were coming, please come in.” You had to hold in a giggle, watching all of their eyes go wide. Gaz immediately looking at the sky, the floor, anywhere but the wife of his captain that he was just undressing with his eyes.

-When you turned to guide them into the house they all saw PRICE printed on the back of the large tshirt just barely covering your ass (this is your own home pants are never required and its hot as hell without the ac). Now it was Ghost’s turn to look anywhere but at you.

-As they worked you’d bring them water or snacks. They now understood why Price kept you hidden from them. The perfect lil housewife. The woman of all of their dreams already taken.

-When they were finished they went to the kitchen to inform you they were done only to find a full meal set on the table waiting for them but worst of all? There you were reaching up to the top cabinet. On your tippy toes, your shirt (Price’s shirt) riding up enough to expose the bottom of your ass and lacey pink panties. Soap had to bite his knuckle to keep from groaning. Ghost grabbing the tops of his teammates heads, turning them away from the incredible sight in front of them.

-Price was right to keep you hidden from them

-They might just have to sneak in and break something every time Price was out of town if it meant this is what they got to see.

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CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE | CALL OF DUTY WARZONE

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wifey material

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JaneannaLiuLiu

@konodiodawryyyy

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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

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Cod men as school teachers because vice principal price is haunting my dreams

- Simon “Ghost” Riley: Better known as Coach Riley amongst his students, he teaches PE because I don’t believe he has the patience (or the brains) for much of anything else. This was a tough decision because any of them could fill this role really but the others at least have overarching skills that I think could apply to other teaching positions. Simon however is mentally ill and dumb of ass so I dont think theres anywhere else he could go unless I made him a janitor (and I did consider it). Also coaches the schools soccer (or football whatever) team, his kids always make it to the semi finals at least.

- Kyle “Gaz” Garrick: History teacher. Theres always one real handsome history teacher for no reason and thats Mr. Garrick. Has some of the highest test scores in the school since hes so charming and energetic and knows how to get his students interested in the most boring topics. Bonus points for really focusing in on the history of cultures outside of the west and real passionate about black history in particular. Gets in trouble with parents for being “too political” in a history class. He just rolls his eyes and nods along as they rant.

- Johnny “Soap” MacTavish: Unhinged physics teacher who puts his students in danger. There will be explosions, you better be wearing safety goggles. Spends the first two weeks of classes testing his students on lab safety till they all get full marks because he will not have any (more) liabilities on his hands. Kids love him, faculty hate him. Constantly in trouble with admin for destroying some piece of school property. Only reason he hasn’t been fired is because the test scores don’t lie, whatever he’s doing its working.

- Captain John Price: Vice principal but will sub for english and history where needed (yea I watched The Bay and promptly lost my mind what about it). Keeps everyone in line, and serves as the bridge between teachers and admin. Is usually the one handling whatever fresh hell Mr. MacTavish has cooked up for him. Is great with the kids and they genuinely trust him to take any of their concerns seriously no matter how petty. Makes sure all the clubs and extracurriculars are well taken care of because he knows how important it is for kids to have an outlet. Does not stand for bullying and will stop that shit in its tracks the second he sees it.

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Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠

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hi im newbie

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nikolai hnnngggr old saint nick aaaaarrrggg something about dressing as santa arrrgg for the local kids idk aaahhhh after hours, when all the kids left….. sitting on his lap hnng slutty santa ahhhh dies

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I may of exaggerated their height diff

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Keeping it tactical ✔️

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I’m begging…..John who’s absolutely plastered after several rounds with the boys at the pub, dragging the cute waitress into his lap because he wants her to help settle a bet :(( then forces his hand up her skirt to see if her panties have any lace trim

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The only thing that should ever have touched this temple

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SAY GOOD MORNING TO OUR TROOPS

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Matching Halloween costumes but one doesn’t like it that much… I wonder who it is 🤫

Happy Halloween yallllll 🎃💀

(More art on my patreon! mdni🔞!!)

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Sleepy Price commission for @oasislake76 💤