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PLEASE REBLOG IF.....
Please reblog if you are over 25 years old. I need to convince myself that I’m not just communicating with 13 to 18 year olds. Not that they aren’t nice mind you, but I just want to talk with adults…
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Reblog if you’re STD FREE
This is actually more important than all of the freak, nasty, and sex filled porn post on here. Hopefully this gets a lot of Reblogs. Know your status
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Ive had a few people ask how my mom could be fine with our living arrangement.
Well, in a nutshell, my older brothers are my half-brothers. They were fathered by her uncle.
We all know this, while my dad is in charge around the house, they've grown up calling Uncle Karl as dad.
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We have a baby boy, fully came into the world at a little after 3 am today. He's perfectly healthy at 8 lbs and has beautiful blonde hair.
It is absolutely the season for babies of family couples. My midwife had to leave as soon as she could to assist another girl who was in labor with her dad's baby. She gave me her contact info, so that we can connect and our kids will have someone to grow up around who lives in a similar situation.
I contacted her this morning, she has mine as well. She had a son as well, by the time the midwife got to her, his head was all the way out, so it didn't take much longer for them.
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When you've been scrolling through Tumblr porn so long you have to change your panties & jeans before you go out.
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A Note to Minors:
I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:
1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.
2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.
3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.
4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey.
5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.
If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.
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I hope one day incest relationships are not only excepted but encouraged and it is the cool thing to do and you can be like hey everyone I was riding my son way before it was cool 😎 and everyone will be like oh you are so lucky and they be jealous
I agree and everyone should be able to be with who they want. Its always important to stay humble though. I am not much of a bragger anyway.Thank you for the message!
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Friendly reminder that allowing underage littles/pets/daddies/mommies/etc your blog if you post NSFW or kink material can get you up to 10 years in prison and can get you on the sex offenders registry for the rest of your life.
It’s called “corruption of a minor” and “pandering obscenities to a minor” and it’s a third degree felony in the US.
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Peer Pressure
Tags: Self insert (same name!), rapid pregnancy, forced pregnancy, standing birth, m x f, aliens, alien pregnancy, Vanilla sex, cum, fluids, dead dove do not eat
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Mayternity starts early!
“Come on, please?” Visroth poked Rosie, bouncing slightly on the bed. The sun had barely poked through the blinds that morning, purples and oranges casting against the room's walls covered in posters. One of the beds pushed up against the wall was empty, pillows and blankets pushed around haphazardly and in a jumbled pile. Its owner currently sitting on top of the other bed, still poking at the sleeping form under the blankets.
“No.” Rosie mumbled, pulling the covers tighter over her head.
“Why not?” Visroth tilted his head, the sun’s orange glow reaching his light green skin and casting an array of colours against him. Rosie moved slightly, peeking her blue eyes out from behind the covers to stare at the hulking alien.
“Because the last time we had sex, our sheets were stained green for a week.” Rosie rolled back over, tugging the blankets back over her head. Alien cum was a bitch to get out, and even worse- it stained everything. Rosie’s abdomen was green for much more than a week. “And it's too risky.”
“It’s not that risky…” Visroth went to argue before Rosie poked her head out again, shooting her alien roommate a glare. Roommate, fuck buddy, maybe boyfriend? It was tough to judge at this point.
“You mean the whole ‘insta baby’ thing? Yeah, no, too risky.” She huffed, flopping back into the pillow and scurrying under the blankets. Alien gestation took a matter of seconds when mixed with human reproductive systems, humans just had to figure it out the hard way. Just last month, Visroth and Rosie’s neighbour was heard screaming her lungs out, standing in the hallway with a heavy baby hanging half out of her vagina and a worried alien partner at her side. Rosie swore off sex for a week after seeing that.
“Okay but…what if we used a condom?” Visroth offered, his voice still sounding hopeful and breathy. He was clearly horny and practically itching to poke his dick somewhere.
“Your super sperm melts those, and we needed more alien grade ones anyways. If you’re so pent up, why not use your fleshlight thingy? Silicone pussy must feel the same, right?”
Visroth considered it for a second, getting off the bed to open his drawer for a moment. He let out a defeated little huff upon looking in it.
“Nah, I lent it to Verik… but what if I pull out? I can pull out, I’ve done it before. I did it last night and do you hear our neighbour giving birth? Nope.” Rosie groaned into her pillow. Visroth was never going to give up, was he? Horny little alien. All aliens seemed to be extra horny, preferring to fuck the humans rather then their own kind, but Visroth seemed to be ravenous.
“If I say yes to sex, will you shut up?” Rosie said, pushing the blanket back and sitting up. Visroth’s eyes brightened and he nodded, practically leaping onto the bed. He was already wiggling out of his pyjama bottoms. Rosie rolled her eyes, moving to get out of bed and put the blankets somewhere safe where the sticky green cum wouldn’t stain them. The sheets were another story.
“You do laundry too, by the way. The scrubbing hurt my hands last time. And you pull out, no exceptions. I’m not dealing with an alien baby. That one down the hall cries too much.” Rosie mumbled, wiggling herself out of her sleep shorts and stretching her back a bit, yawning from her disrupted sleep. An alien baby with Visroth wouldn’t be a bad thing, she thought. Those kids were damn cute and Visroth and Rosie’s genes mixing would produce some adorable little guys. The process to get the baby into the world was a different story.
Pregnancy that lasted a mere blink of an eye and a labor that was painful wasn’t a fun chore. Visroth was already stripped naked, cock bouncing on display. Rosie wouldn’t lie, she was rather grateful that she got a roommate who was a good friend and good fuck. Alien dick was addicting, minding the pun. Rosie and Visroth got free sex, and rent was divided between them. Win-Win.
“Yeah, yeah, come on! I’ve been aching all morning.” He said, rubbing his cock and pumping it up slightly. Alien cocks were great, Rosie thought. Slightly ribbed and long shaft, and the bulbous head was a great addition. When Rosie first saw it, she thought it looked more like a horse cock than anything else.
“I take it you had a fun night last night then?” Rosie said, now fully naked and moving to her bed, legs spreading naturally and bent to put her whole pussy on display. Visroth’s cock seemed to jump when Visroth laid eyes on Rosie’s bare vagina. He wasted no time, leaning down to give a long swipe at his roommate's cunt with his tongue, saliva lubing up her thick folds. Rosie bit her lip, hips squirming a bit. She was thankful it was a Saturday, and she had no plans for the day. Sex was always on the agenda though.
Visroth moved up, putting his arms on either side of Rosie's breasts and grinned, moving his hips so her cock was lined up at her lips, tickling her pussy just lightly. Rosie let out a little giggle, moving her hips so her labia would hug her roommate’s cockhead just a little more snugly.
“I mean yeah, sex with the neighbour downstairs is fun, but you’re better.” Visroth said, grimacing a bit as he shoved her cock fully into Rosie’s cunt. Rosie moaned, putting her hands to her breasts and tossing her head back.
“I-I’m…mmm.. I’m honoured.” She groaned out, feeling her insides stretch nicely around her roommate's dick. It was thick and girthy and spread her deliciously. Visroth took such good care of her, she didn’t need anyone else.
“Gods…you’re tight..” Visroth moaned, moving his hips back and forth, his cock sliding nicely into his roommate's cunt. He sat there for a moment, letting himself adjust to the tightness and wetness of her roommate before slowly dragging his cock out and back in again. Rosie groaned, gripping the bedsheets a big as she was fucked. “You humans are so cute with your…fuck…tight little pussies.” Visroth leaned in so he was nuzzling Rosie’s neck, peppering it with light kisses.
Rosie bit her lip, feeling Visroth’s hips pick up speed and start to rake her insides. He couldn’t fully bottom out inside Rosie, his cock was just too large for that, but he could get far enough in that the bulbous, wide head lightly kissed Rosie’s cervix. The first time that happened, Rosie screamed in pain. Now? It was sheer bliss, knowing that her roommate was just that far inside her.
“S-shocked I still am…ohh gods..tight, with how much you.. O-oh…spread me.” She grinned, glancing down between their two bodies to watch Visroth’s cock rail into her. Sex with her alien roommate never got boring. They either had new positions to try, or they had been busy for a while before finally getting some alone time. Visroth continued to pump inside her roommate, balls and hips slapping noisily against Rosie’s.
“Oohh fuck yes! Right there!” Rosie moaned, panting lightly as she spread her legs a bit further. Her thighs and vulva were wet with her own slick. Visroth’s cock shoved up against her g-spot rapidly and multiple times, Rosie’s vision slowly going white as her orgasm threatened to hit.
“Ohhh god! I’m close!” She yelped, hips starting to buck. Visroth picked up the pace, as if it were a race to see who could come first. Rosie brought a hand down to her clit, rubbing at it furiously as her hips thrust against Visroth. Her vision blurred out as her orgasm crashed over her body, Rosie’s voice hoarse as she moaned lewdly. Her toes curled as Visroth started to speed up faster, moaning him as he slapped his balls against Rosie’s ass.
And then he came.
It snuck up on him, suddenly his cock erupting a monsterous spurt of semen into his roommate’s inner core, causing Visroth to shudder and Rosie’s eyes to fly open– orgasm gone and forgotten even as her thighs trembled.
“No. No you didn’t.” Rosie gritted out, still being lightly thrusted into. She could feel the thick, toothpaste like cum seeping into her body as Visroth shuddered one final time before realising what he had done.
“Oh shit.” He squeaked, pulling her cock out of his roommate suddenly. Green oozed out of Rosie’s pussy. Rosie groaned, leaning her head back into the pillow. This is exactly what she didn’t want happening.
“You said you’d pull out!” Rosie wiggled so she could reach for the cloth near the side of the bed, wiping up the cum that was dribbling out of her. She could already tell that it was taking, it never not took in humans. There wasn’t a case out there that resulted in an alien baby not forming rapidly. Fuck.
“I know! I’m sorry! I tried!” Visroth started to help Rosie wipe up, a blush on his cheeks as he did the best he could. Rosie sighed, reaching for her phone and marking the time. It would be a matter of ten minutes at the most before she’d give birth. Fuck.
“Well there's no point in getting redressed.” She grumbled, shooting a glare at Visroth. Rosie ran a hand over her abdomen, groaning as she felt it bloating already. “I hope you realise that you’re helping me pop your kid out now.” Visroth merely nodded, shell shocked. Rosie groaned, laying back in bed and looking down at her stomach. How many times had she been careful only to let one casual fuck break her record?
Rosie thought back to their neighbour, screaming bloody murder in the hallway as a baby practically refused to come from her womb into the world. She sighed, putting a hand to her belly and squeaking. Already it was starting to swell with her roommate's child, a small bump that was quickly gaining in size and causing her breath to hitch in her lungs.
“Shit.” Rosie glanced up at Visroth, half glaring at him, half pleading with him. Her womb was swelling up by the second, filling with fluid and baby as she lay there on the bed. “I hope you took notes when the birth happened down the hall.” Rosie grunted, shifting her hips a bit as they too started to fill out to prepare for the birth of her child.
Visroth bit his lip and sat at the end of the bed, eyes fixated on Rosie’s swelling belly and her pussy that still oozed green. He knew nothing about birth, nor was he taking notes. He just knew that now his roommate was growing before his eyes and he would be a father soon. Rosie groaned as her back arched, Visroth jumping in surprise as her belly seemed to move on its own– kicks from the child nestled deep in her womb.
“What should I do?” His voice was suddenly nervous. Rosie writhed under the weight of her belly, a dome now sitting on her hips and stretching her skin out.
“Ugh.. just…offer some advice or something… oh man.” She groaned, trying her best to sit up with her centre of gravity shifted. Having a baby was not on her plan of things to do that day. Everything was moving so fast– too fast. The kid inside her was wiggling about, kicking and shifting her organs against her will, her back was aching and her pelvis was starting to get sore. It wasn’t even the worst of what would be happening in just a few minutes. Visroth rubbed the back of his neck.
“Well when the lady down the hall had her baby she was standing up…so maybe gravity helped get it out?” It was a weak attempt at helping. Rosie rolled over onto her side, grimacing as the baby inside her shifted and rolled in protest as she tried to heave herself up. It was more than just gravity, she thought, it was the poor woman bearing down with all her might as well. A scene that would be shown in this room all too soon.
“You…so owe me…” Rosie groaned again, throwing her legs over the edge of the bed and putting a hand to her globe of a belly. The baby had managed its way to sit head down. Rosie knew nothing about pregnancy and yet she still could tell that a head was now nestled deep in her pelvis, inching its way to the real world. Visroth nodded, shifting so he was awkwardly standing, still naked, in the room.
“I….yeah…I guess I do..” He trailed off. Rosie sucked in a breath as she let her belly hang between her legs, the growth slowing down and keeping her stomach positively massive. She glanced over to her phone, grimacing as she noted the time.
“I’m gonna pop any minute now, and this is all your fault.” She would be joining the long list of friends and colleagues she knew that had gone through this now. Just last week one of her coworkers showed up to work with a saggy stomach and had to explain what happened, or how the news would frequently talk about the various surprise babies that were born on planes or in movie theatres. Rosie was about to throw Visroth more curses and glares his way when she felt something inside her clench around her stomach and squeeze like nothing she had ever felt, her mouth dropping into an ‘o’ and her eyes widening in shock. Thick, green fluid dribbled out of her pussy in a rush, spilling onto the apartment bedroom carpet.
“Oh fuck!” Visroth jumped back, watching as Rosie gripped the bedsheets with her life; more fluid leaking from her pussy in glugs. Rosie felt every bone in her body scream ‘push’. This baby was done cooking and needed out and she was more than happy to help that goal.
“Baby coming…baby coming right, ohhhh god, now!” She moaned, legs spreading as fluid leaked down her thighs. “Help me stand up!” She reached helplessly towards Visroth, her pussy throbbing already as she felt a head start to slowly inch it’s way down her cervix and through her birth canal. It felt surreal. Not painful like she might think, but more pressure than anything. Visroth stepped over the puddle on the floor and helped Rosie up, wobbling feet threatening to give out under her. He took this as a cue to just stay with her to make sure she didn’t fall.
Rosie felt the baby sink down even lower as she stood up, groaning and putting a hand to her stomach as she felt the baby slowly press forward without her pushing.
“Oh fuck….nnghh..this kid..oof..is in a rush..” she whispered, eyes looking up to her roommates. Visroth looked panicked.
“What does that mean?!”
Rosie spread her legs once more before slowly starting to sink down into a squat, taking Visroth with her as she heaved into her first push.
“Nnnnnghhh! It…means…oooohhhmmmf… I’m… nnghh! Having your kid!” She grunted out, bearing down with everything she had to push the baby further into her birth canal. The kid seemed to be on the same side and slide effortlessly into place, their massive head slamming into Rosie’s lips within a push.
“Aaah fuck! Oh god!” Rosie moaned, not giving a shit about who could hear her. Maybe the neighbour down the street was smirking to herself that she wasn’t the only one to have it happen to her. A moment of panting and breathing was bless to the birthing woman, before the next contraction heaved her belly up and Rosie was pressing her chin to her chest once more.
“Come….nghhhh…on…” She paused to gasp for air before pushing again. “Get…ooooohhhh out!” She heaved down until she felt her lips start to part, more fluid dribbling out and pooling beneath her. If anything, she thought, she wouldn’t need to go to the gym for weeks now. Visroth just watched in a mix of awe and horror as the girl he was just previously cock deep in was now pushing out a baby.
“You’re uh…doing great?” He offered. Rosie shot him a look before grunting again, heaving down and spreading her hips as far as she could. This head was gonna give her hell, she thought.
“Shut…the fuck…up…” She panted. “Ohhhh my god! Shit this hurts! Ohhhhhhh…” The baby slowly inched its way forward more and more, lips spreading with each heave. Visroth slowly knelt down in front of her pussy and put his hands there, Rosie leaning on his shoulders for support.
“I see the head! Keep going!”
“I wasn’t…nnghh…planning on stopping!” Rosie barked, pushing between contractions now. All she had to do was get this kid out and she’d be golden. She could hear a ringing in her ears as she pushed, adjusting her stance every so often as her pussy slowly spread for the giant head.
“Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Okay…almost there kid, come on…” she mumbled, feeling the head start to burn her lips apart as it crowned. “Gotta..nnnghh…get the ohhh head out and it’s easier…I think…” she croaked, sweat running into her eyes. “Get out…nnghhh!” Rosie’s stomach heaved with her next push, the baby pulling out to a full crown and then some as the head popped out from her vagina. Visroth put his hands gently on the baby’s head, looking up at Rosie as she rested between contractions.
“You make big babies.” Rosie panted, putting her hands to her shining belly. Visroth looked up at her with a crooked smile.
“I’ll take that as a compliment.” He teased. Rosie shook her head as she spread her legs once again, getting ready to push.
“Don’t. You’re never…touching..me…again..” She moaned, eyes screwing up as a contraction fully washed over her. Slowly, the baby’s head started to turn, fluid dribbling from around the neck as Visroth gently supported the head. Rosie pushed, pussy flexing out a bit as the shoulders started to spread her even wider.
“Nnnngaaaahhh! Fuck me…” She groaned, keeping the push up as long as she could. Visroth snickered.
“That’s how we got here…”
“Shut up and help me get this kid ouuuutttttt” Rosie’s voice cut ouff with a moan, grunting as she leaned into pushing. The baby slowly, inch by inch, began to slide out of her. Shoulders slowly inching their way forward before one arm suddenly popped out from the comforts of her birth canal, and then the other, the lower half of her new child still nestled snuggly in her vagina.
“Half a baby out!” Visroth whooped, holding the slippery newborn so Rosie could birth the rest of it. Rosie huffed and writhe again.
“Fantastic, get ready to catch 'cause this kid is coming out right this second.” She croaked, voice hoarse from grunting and groaning. Sucking in a breath, Rosie lifted her baby belly up as she leaned forward, clenching her muscles as hard as she could in a push.
“Get out get out get ouuuuuuggghh!” And as quickly as this whole ordeal began, it ended. The baby slipped from her pussy in a gush of fluid that still pooled at her feet. Visroth grinned as the baby squirmed in his arms, looking up at a very tired Rose– her belly sagging beneath her hands now that it was empty.
“I know you said you wouldn’t let me touch you again but….that was kinda hot.”
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And watch she did, and she watched and watched and watched as I got our daughter pregnant over and over and so my wife became the nanny to my daughter now wife and I
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