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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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Does anyone know what to do

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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ppl often (reasonably) dunk on star wars environments for not having proper safety standards but important to note that cloud city very much does have guard rails

this whole thing has guard rails. the bit Luke jumps from doesn't but i think that's bcos you straight up aren't supposed to climb on it? you also have to go through like a whole long stretch of what seem to be maintenance rooms w lockable doors to get to this area. i think it's fair to say this is supposed to be a trained maintenance workers only zone.

anyway my point w all this is to say, Lando was a responsible city mayor who definitely had safety standards in place to pretent situations like people falling down the giant shaft that dumps stuff directly into the gas giant and was consequently most likely very confused and kinda mad as to how Luke ended up falling down the giant shaft that dumps stuff directly into the gas giant. he signed city ordinances about this and carried out safety inspections personally. ):<

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both fish and women love me

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One of my baby brothers sells fireworks in the southern states for a living and he's been sending me pictures of their new stock and let me tell you if your only knowledge of USAmerica comes from memes and bad cop dramas they are EXACTLY what you'd expect them to look like

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it's easy to feel too old all the time for everything. the trick is to just ignore that feeling & decide that actually you're not

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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we need to bring an end to the nostalgia industrial complex

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