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Inaccurate Skeletons!
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inaccurate-skeletons · 2 years ago
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Behold the majestic oil spill unicorn skull! Honestly not my favorite of my collection only because I'm not in love with the oil spill look on most skeletons. It only works for me for this one because of the magical unicorn aspect of it, but I've seen some baffling choices elsewhere. But that's more of a personal preference kind of thing. Able to open and close the jaw, not designed to stay open and the top would probably be too heavy for that anyway, but if you wanted to add something in there to keep it open that's an option.
Think I originally bought this to be a gift to a friend and then forgot that was the purpose and it became part of the collection. Unnamed for no particular reason and residing on the stairs as well. (The cup in the background has a bunch of LED tea candles.)
Fairly certain this one is either from Walmart or Spirit Halloween. Once again cannot recall the price. But I don't regret it.
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inaccurate-skeletons · 2 years ago
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Another of my menagerie, Arthur! Around a foot long and absolutely adorable, his home is on my stairs. One of the cheaper feeling specimens, feels like a thinner plastic with whiter finish than I usually prefer. Adjustable jaw and neck, oddly hollowed ribs, and interesting proportions. Lovable as heck though.
I probably will drop mentioning where I got my finds unless I remember distinctly, but I think he might be an At Home find.
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inaccurate-skeletons · 2 years ago
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Here's a double (or triple) feature for today! The Dubois Twins! Or triplets depending on how you count them. Francine and Jack are the two headed one and Maxwell is the one headed one with attitude.
All three are near and dear to my heart because of their ability to be bent bodily around things (not easily, but oh well) and their adjustable jaws as well. The spine is covered in a thick rubbery feeling material that I'm not a huge fan of touching, but it allows the bending and posing of their bodies. Also they are VERY top-heavy and prone to tipping.
I consider these siblings and again they are some of my favs for their lore alone. (In my head of course, also please excuse the crumbling wall dust around them.)
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inaccurate-skeletons · 2 years ago
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Behold, the majestic moth thing! Haven't named this one yet, but they seem like a funky dude. Maybe nonbinary? Anyway, they're not very large at about 4 in. tall and 5 in. wide. Why do they have humanoid legs and no arms? Why are the wings bone? Who knows! Also, noticable screw in the back and zero articulation, but that's outweighed by the overall charm of little funky dude energy.
Love the funky little moth!
Not sure where I got them, but my main sources of skellys are Menards, Walmart, At Home, and Spirit Halloween. I believe this one was under 10 dollars, but again I love em regardless of price.
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inaccurate-skeletons · 2 years ago
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This big beauty is my biggest and one of my most precious skellys in my menagerie, Henrietta aka Hen!
She's articulated at the joints so she can be folded up somewhat compact, but fully spread she can take up a ton of space. Currently stands guard outside my bedroom door with all the others. She's one of my favorites to trot out for Halloween, but she can be a bit of a pain lugging up and down stairs.
Bought from Menards, can't recall for how much or if she was on sale, but regardless she's worth every penny in my heart!
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