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INTJ: Hey INTP

INTP: Good morning, all hail the watcher

ENTP: *from the other side of a crowded room* All hail the watcher

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You wanna talk about human trafficking?

INTP trying to start a friendly conversation. (via typicalmbticonversations)

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INTP: I hunger. Nourish me child.

ISFJ: Do you want pancakes?

INTP: Thou hath read thy mind.

ISFJ: I’ll make you some if you stop talking like that.

INTP: N̛͙͕̝̟͎̰̻̙̦̳̽̓̉́̈͗̋͌̀ ̧̨̺̳̗̲̞̱̱͐͂̑̉͐̾̒̚͘͘͜Ō̢͎̤̮̻͔̜̰̮̙͗̀̿̈̀̅̑̍̕ ̡̧̻̮̱̻͎͓͕̬͐̾̎̒̊͋̓̏͋̌Ư̡̢̧͖̗̟͓̻͓͖̂͛͑̏̈́̓̄̉͘ ̨̭̪͓̫̖̪͎̖́̆͊͑̇̂͆̊̉̚ͅR̢̛̩͔͈̤͎̪̯̯̻̐͌̿͋̈́̐͗̈́̀ ̜̲͚̗̫̫̩͖̟̗̎͊́̈́̋̈́̊̈́̓̑Į̮̰͈̫͎͚̲͆̈́͊̓̈́̃͐̿́͘ͅͅ ̲̺͍̟̻̯͇̤̦̜́̑̌̿̌̈́̉́̀̔S̨̛̼̭̙̬͓̭̟͍̦͂̀̍͛̀̐͐̕͝ ̧̤̩̭̰̘̝͕̺̙̔͆̎̆͆̀͛̍̆͝H͓̣̺̮̬̜̝̲̫̪͛̾̓͐̿͆́̈́̕͝ ̗͍̮̙͉̲̬̙̟̌͑̇̊̈͋̓́̅͗͜ ̡͕̤̟͖̣̦̹̦̰̀͆̎̊̌̾͊̈́͋͘M̨̭̝̙͇̩̼͇͓͚̈́̋͋̄̀̀͘̕̕͝ ̨̡̠̭̯̜̼̻̱̦̃͊̑͒̂̾͛̌̚͠Ȩ̜̩̜̳̥͍̣̠̓̊͒͆͒̏̈́͂͆̋͜ ̛̦͖̞̯̗̯̬͍̋̍͆̾͌̉͊̽̑͜ͅ ͖̩̖̯̣̘̥̟̭͐͆̈́͂̀̇͊͂̅̇͜C̨̟͈̖̠̺̲̮̖͙̀͒̎̽̄͌͌͛̕͝H̡̼̱̠̯̬͍̹̳̦̓̅̀̆̏͑͋̏̕͠Į̛̲̮̫̩̖͓̼͍̄̿̐̔̇͗̐̔͝ͅL̳̰̮͔͇̥͔̤͖̩̄̀̈̿̓͂̇̉̚͠Ḍ̨̘͙̗̗̬̯̤̞́̉̓̾̔̓͛̃̚͠

ISFJ: HOW THE F**K ARE YOU DOING THAT 

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entp: every night i go to bed with the taste of fresh blood in my mouth

intp: what the fuck man?

entp: yeah i brush my teeth way too hard

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INTP : OK, let's get to work ! Don't get disracted. The next two hours are two hours of coding. No break. Nothing else.

*10 minutes later*

INTP : Funny the way US expenses in science correlates with suicides by hanging.

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INTP "guilty" pleasure #2

Conspiracy theories (especially when they’re logically sound)

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INTP: You know everything about me?

INTJ: Yep.

INTP: What am I allergic to?

INTJ: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion

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mbti mood board series: intp -aesthetic requests are currently [open]

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☁️ The Types as Sounds ☁️

INTJ: Whirring of the ceiling fan, radiator growling, the steady hum of home


INTP: Underwater, deep space, the white noise of empty nothingness

INFJ: Crickets, rustling leaves, a far away laugh, the sounds of night

INFP: A teapot from the stove, pages turning, floorboards beneath feet, soft

ISTJ: An old favorite song, familiar voice, your name on someone else’s tongue

ISTP:
 Thunderstorms, rooftop rain, wind that rattles windows, a restless sky

ISFJ: Static from the radio, distant voices, laughs, whispers, background noise

ISFP: Chilly breeze, earthy chimes, songbirds, showers, the sound of dawn

ENTJ: Coffee brewing, piano chords, commendation, pencil on paper

ENTP:
 Hissing fire, candy wrappers, jokes and secrets, bonfire weekend 

ENFJ:  Clatter of dishes, melodies and soft tunes, diners, phone calls, friends

ENFP: Friendly voices, trickling stream, boots in puddles, forest wandering

ESTJ: Crashing waves, seagull songs, boardwalk footsteps, the hiss of seafoam

ESTP: One thousand good mornings, busy streets, car horns, bustling city life 

ESFJ: Echoes and footsteps, bell-tower chimes, typewriters, raindrops, rhythm

ESFP: Overhead plane, skateboard on pavement, squeaky swing suburbia

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MBTI types and fucks given

~ Based on people we know ~

They say they give 0 fucks and they give 0 fucks: ISTP, ESTP, (ENTJ), (INTJ).

They say they give 0 fucks; they actually give 1: INTJ. 

They say they don’t give a fuck and they give ALL the fucks: INFJ; ENTP.

They say they give 1 fuck but the actual number of fucks given is 0: INTP, ESFP.

They say they give 1 fuck; they give all the fucks: ENFJ, INFP.

They say they give 1 fuck and they give PRECISELY 1: ESTJ; ISTJ; ENTJ; INTJ.

They say they give all the fucks; all the fucks are given indeed: ENFP; ESFJ.

They say they give all the fucks; they actually give 0: ESTJ (ISFJ).

They say they give all the fucks; they only give 1: ISFJ; ISFP (and INTP in their good days). 

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An apartment of the MBTI types based on Tumblr stereotypes. Sorry I haven’t done an original post in awhile, but this one’s original. My school gets out for the year in less than three weeks, so I should have more time for Tumblr pretty soon! Any criticism or changes you’d make to this post (besides the missing space between the “of” and the “the”, I know that’s there, I’m just too lazy to fix it right now. Please let me know if you have any requests for what I should make next. Thanks

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The types as meme songs

ISTJ: Never Gonna Give You Up

INTJ: We are Number One

ENFP: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

ISFJ: Hotline Bling

ESTJ: Like a Boss

ENTP: Trololo

ISTP: Running in the 90's

INTP: Spooky Scary Skeletons

ENTJ: How bad can I be?

ESTP: All Star

INFP: All around me are familiar faces( Mad World)

ENFJ: A cruel angel's thesis ( Evangelion op)

ISFP: Nyan cat

ESFP: Careless Whisper

ESFJ: Seinfeld theme

INFJ: Roundabout ( Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

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MBTI types as Teenager

ISTJ: start playing an instrument, talk when necessary, don’t like high school too much ESTJ: responsable, probably have part-time job, do traditional school activities (team sport, band, laboratories) ISFJ: quite, aware of the world around them, good at pratical activities, make their group of friends ESFJ: sensitive with others, navigate in school activities, probably popular (in some way), know many people but have few close friends INFJ: do well in school, occupated with something that involves music or writing, sometimes moody, have their way to be rebel ENFJ: very sensitive to others opinion and emotion, make volonteering, start programing future and college INFP: want to be accepted, insicure of abilities, don’t like school that much, feel alone at time ENFP: good at making friends, begin to be more introspective, love outdoor sport, stressed out about school INTJ: procrastinate home work for more interesting things, seen as wise and smart, fight with social skills (but have few friend) ENTJ: select group of friends, become somehow rebellious, argue with adults (even teachers) INTP: still misunderstood, very sarcastic, get lost in their mind during class, honest, don’t care much about criticism of others ENTP: “smart guy, poor student” (ok not always), ironic, optimistic, need alone time, funny, a joker ESTP: try figured out what to do in future, keep emotion to theirselves, act like everything is ok, athletic ISTP: low profile, cool, share information of their interest, like physical sports, challenge themselves with various experience ISFP: insicure, moody, observing, shy, express throught creative activities (music and drawing especially) ESFP: have a lot of evergy, interested in music and drama stuff, want to try everything, make friends with anyone

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What you must do to befriend each type

ENFJ: Be their colleague/classmate/partner

ENFP: Talk to them maybe 3 times

ENTJ: Don't waste their time

ENTP: Put up with their amazingly terrible ideas

ESFJ: Look in their general direction

ESFP: Don't judge them, ever

ESTJ: Don't overreact, act calm

ESTP: Be a Cool Person™

INFJ: Spend a ton of time with them

INFP: Listen to their ideas and be respectful

INTJ: Be someone who "gets" them and don't be too clingy

INTP: Who???? Knows?????????????? Not even INTP knows.

ISFJ: Find a common interest

ISFP: You just gotta hang around and if they like you they'll show it. If not, get out.

ISTJ: Be direct with them

ISTP: Go and do something with them

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Tom Holland on Lip Sync Battle

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MBTI Types When They’re Not Thriving OR Surviving

Scl(any sort of stress/sadness)

INTJ: Super withdrawn, swings between gratification and wanting happiness, and unhealthy single-mindedness. Existential angst. Needs people’s support but rejects company. Bottles up issues and then it bursts out.

ENTJ: Prone to attack others, often over the very issues they’re insecure about. Becomes a workaholic and ignores feelings of deep dissatisfaction, or stops giving a crap about anything. 

INFJ: Despairs of all things, just can’t see The Point of it. Goes through days mechanically, without purpose. Resists all help, considering it to be probing. Can’t get anything done. 

ENFJ: Laughs a bit too loudly and smiles a bit too widely. Escapes to private places, but feels lost. Tells their problems to someone close to them, but doesn’t accept any advice.

INFP: Isolate, isolate isolate. Sees the negative in everything and can’t see others’ love/affection for them. Loses their ‘purpose’ and drive, can’t find meaning in anything. Idealizes what they can’t have. Perpetual self-pity-party. 

ENFP: Super excitable, overdoes everything. Cannot focus at all, and their own emotions/reactions are out of their control. Breaks down sobbing. Unwilling to actually move forward. 

ISFP: Mull around in their own feelings, hates the world around them, because it’s failed them. Spiraling moodiness, “what ifs,” “should’ve done this,” but no one will ever see that. They themselves won’t admit it.

ESFP: Unusually critical, closed-minded, and overly concerned with matters of appearance over substance. Terrible sense of logic, yet argumentative all the same. Delves into the physical world in order to escape their mental one. 

ISTJ: Scattered mind, unable to think coherently. Becomes judgmental and passive-aggressive. Super pessimistic, takes on a me vs. the world mentality.

ESTJ: Intensely prickly, will take offense at anything but prefers to strike first and strike hard. If you hit a nerve, they’ll cut you out of their lives (for the time being). Tries to act happy and in control, but actually really moody. 

ISFJ: Withdrawn, tries to please everyone but is really passive-aggressive about it. Takes on a martyr complex. Refuses help while throwing a pity party because “no one cares about them.” 

ESFJ: Seeks control of people and surroundings, bossy and irritable. Might manipulate others into feeling bad, too. Denies that they’re the problem. 

INTP: Makes a lot of jokes about how things aren’t okay, but aggressively resists anyone’s sincere attention. Turns flat and emotionless, takes compartmentalizing to an unhealthy extreme. 

ENTP: Scatterbrained, cannot focus. Swings between extremes of emotions, but makes a point to show a falsely sanguine face to people. Feels like they’re crumbling from the inside. 

ISTP: Compulsive and reckless. Has a “screw this” attitude and pushes away actual problems. May or may not confide in people, but too down to take any advice. 

ESTP: Use bravado and ‘self-confidence’ to mask their insecurities. Get a rush from attention, whether it’s positive or negative, and thus seek it out. Obsessive mentality, particularly concerning negative outcomes.

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ISxP: You ask!

INxP: No, you ask!

ISxP: No, you ask!

INxP: Okay, I ask.

ISxP: OK.

INxP: Excuse me, my friend would like to ask you something.