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Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
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When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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being nice is so easy just do it
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i think if a woman says she doesnt ever want kids you should just shut the fuck up and support her
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“It hurts because… I wonder how you are all the time, but you don’t even seem to care if I’m alive”
— (via let-me-die-in-your-arms-please)
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“Let’s just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little.”
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check out this savage kitchen tile
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me: decides to cut someone off, after lots of shit and drama
my brain, immediately: opens the file named “Red Flags I’ve Chosen To Ignore Up To Now”
me: where the fukc was this when I needed it
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April and May were painful, lonely months for me because I couldn’t talk to you. I never knew that spring could be so painful and lonely. Better to have three Februaries than a spring like this.
- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood
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ICE has been ordered to release children but they're the ones who get to decide if they release their parents as well or if they're just throwing these kids out, so please at the very least sign this petition
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