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as an allegedly "cool", laid-back person i hate getting random outbursts of aggressive affection around my friends. like what do you mean i suddenly need to bite them and squeeze them into a massive hug?? i'm supposed to just sit there and be funny and sarcastic and at most softly punch them randomly

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if it weren't for those stupid iterators id be dead by now and thats not even an exaggeration.

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maybe if I tear my skin off I can finally be free. I'll become a butterfly.

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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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@chyurro

host!leafy

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just realized some of my scars kinda look like the lines on a carrot... that's rad...

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there should be a way that you can go about ur day that doesn't disturb the cat on ur lap

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whoever is giving me estrogen please give it to one of the many people who actually want it.

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

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2 cups of Spamton Deltarune, 500 grams of the hat man (from the bendaryl hallucination) and a teaspoon of gas leak and you got yourself a deltarune chapter 2

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alternatives to writing callout docs that i think people should invest in

-flipaclip animations of your fursona killing their fursona -diss tracks -

does anyone have any other ideas

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For the cat ask/tag game you are Tuxedo and Orange :3

heheheheheh... accurate id say

i promise i wont bite you, you can talk to me. I bite bigots, not cool people

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if I get this to 50k+ notes I'll actually try to bake this

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EDIT 1: I'm starting to regret this. - Aug 4

EDIT 2: should I buy vanilla extract and see how many tablespoons it takes for me to get drunk